Dragoon! That is... I'm speechless!
So anyway, I'm interested in the wager but I figure I won't have to worry about it for another five years.
And thumbs up to you for going into the recruiting office, I would have loved to have seen that - especially when you indicated you were answering their summons!
I reckon you could probably drop in every now and then for a free coffee and a good laugh with the recruiters after that