[Sanchez]

Any bookies around?
I'll put all my earthly possessions on myself as the winner - everything but the dog. Don't want him to end up in another revolting paintek health prodct just because his owner has gone to terrorist heaven. He deserve a happy life on the streets of Eureka feeding on corpses behind the hospital.
If I'll win the bets it should boost the profit a little bit - the rifle should be worth a few shillings at least.

I'll then paint the "Paddy and Guinnies Entertainment & Security" logo on my chest and stomach. Bussiness has been slow and the fights should be good for advertising. Maybe someone in the audience has kids that would like a little special surprise in their birthday party. Maybe it could boost my reputation as a debt collector...