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Old 02-18-2009, 03:34 AM
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Default Slightly akward

Your presence in the town seems to be causing fear in many of the inhabitants .If you or your men move about in the town there are many women and children who run away screaming and many of the men can be seen turning greenish-white and grasping their weapons with whitening knuckles and fearful wild eyes.

It is clear that your reputation for human sacrifice ,sudden and inexplicable brutal violence and savagery ,that you have carefully crafted over the years by commiting said acts in public or by publishing or leaking the accounts of your war crimes and heinous acts, is affecting the way people see you in Eureka.

You did fight hard and long to get and than keep the status as the "ace of Spades " in the MilGov deck o`war criminal collectors cards .It would seem you are still king of the hill in that regard .

Also there are semi official requests that you limit you and your mens activitis to barracks as much as possible .

Suggestions of "an extreme total makeover" are also made.

You remember the times when all the reality tv people you caught were subjected to "the test of relevance " -either they would have to come up with a pitch that interested you on the spot and then produce it or they would instantly be tossed in the "Death Pit" ( your own 24 hr show,where a bunch of contestants -mostly reality tv types - where thrown together in a Death Pit and had to fight eachother to stay alive .Viewers would vote from time to time and have unpopular characters killed by a variety of devious devices.You had to admit though , it was kind of interesting seeing them try to form alliances etc and then double cross eachother and literally backstab one another .)
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