Thread: OT - Evil plan?
View Single Post
Old 01-31-2009, 10:46 AM
theDevil's Avatar
theDevil theDevil is offline
no! Cut the blue wir.. BOOM!!
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: the norwegian coast, in the south
Posts: 96
Default evil 666

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your doomsday device, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

hehe i will get my credit rating restored... hehe
"One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop."
- G. Weilacher
Reply With Quote