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Old 02-01-2009, 03:20 AM
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Default "fools!I destroy you!!"

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage empire state building. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
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