[jester]

HAH! I got you all covered!


Multiple unstable persons who were held as a danger to themselves and others, two women unable to care for themselves one had martians in her mouth! And a stick in her throat and up her ummmm sounds similiar to pushy. Her words not mine. I was about to turn gay if the Dr was going to do an exam!

1 Gunshot wound, 2 stabbings, 1 fatal with a beer bottle of all things.

Several drunks, 2 restrained, 2 totaly out they pissed on themselves several times, 1 was ranting and raving I swear I suffered hearing loss.

A heroine user whose mind if gone and is the worse patient on earth.

1 crazy bitch who liked to hit and punch at the staff and after she kicked me she then decided my arm seemed like a nice midnight snack! She bites me and I am getting the shots! That is just not fair!

Let me see? Oh yeah a drunk Mexican guy who tried to escape the hospital since it was his 3rd DUI and he ripped his IV out and well we tracked him by following the blood trail.

Oh yeah a freak girl who pretended to faint in the waiting room and must have weighed 300lbs so no one wanted to lift her. When the Dr says "She's faking" well we didn't act too promptly and looked for the amonia capsule, it took a moment but she did get up finaly.

Oh yeah and I walked into where a skunk had recently sprayed, that woke me up.

Ah, just another Sat Night in the ER! Ya gotta love it!