Now that you have available women, someone needs to generate the incomparable Festrunk brothers, Jorge and Yortep, from SNL. A pair of really out-of-it "swingers" whose mindset never left the 70's and are looking to hook up with "foxes". The tale of how they got out of Bratislava might be a saga all unto itself. Although their homemade"sex machine" does indicate some mechanical engineering abilities....
Two wild and crazy guys, anyone?
