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Originally Posted by WallShadow
If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.
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Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:
Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"
Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."
Good thing it wasn't the national guard chick or the punch she threw might've hurt...