Great work Legbreaker. Really enjoyed reading that post. Accurate as well as funny. I should point out that a Septic can also referred to as a Seppo, at least that was the more common parlance when I was in the ARes and still is among my ex-Army mates here in WA. No offence to all you Seppoes reading this
Oh, and what about Pogey Bait, for confectionary?