A little joke for you Airborne and Marine types
"Son, I'm damn pround of you", the retired Marine colonel said to his paratrooper son, slapping him on the back. "Tell me about your first jump".
"I thought I was ready, Dad, but I froze when it was my turn," he said. "Then my my sergeant ordered me to jump, but I still couldn't. Finally, he whipped out his d**k and threatened to shove it up my ass if I didn't jump".
"Well," his father barked, "did you jump?"
"Just a little, at first".
Sorry, I woke up and overdosed my smart arse pills
