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Old 02-04-2010, 10:33 AM
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Default Shandon Bunker Battle /AKA "Critical Mass I" Take 1

SHANDON ,CA Oct. 11th 0833 hrs TEMP : +2 C*

PAPARAZZI COUNT : 0

IronMan kept upa steady pace as he highfooted it away from the bunker and its booming klaxon of imminent destruction .Oh yes-he had read the script on this one many times before. He had done it in "Commando Squad Cobra S02E03" and again in the Pillipino straight to video title "Apocalypse Bastards". The loud klaxon in the bunker complex meant only one thing : the lead and the girl had better get the hell out of dodge and the co star bad guy was going to curse and scream before going up in at least 2000 dollars worth of pyro.

Well,he had no girl so that meant hightailing it as was was probably a brilliant idea. He ran at maximum speed and the thought crossed his mind - his agent better look this running sequence over .Running cool was hard .amn hard .Not many guys in Hollywood did a run as well as he.Maybe Matt Damon .

Up ahead the ravine was opening up .Only 100 meters to go. Suddenly a black shadow flickered past on the ground.A roraring sound . An old Huey had just made a pass only 50 meters overhead.Swooping down in a thight turn from up in front of him.

He craned his neck and looked up .To his right side was the village and the myriads of little black figures milling around down there .To his left he saw two more figures running for the ravine at breakneck speed.Grease and the new guy .The third guy was running the other way ."Yeezz..Read the script willya.." The unprofessionalism..

The chopper was climbing labourously and sputtering some pretty black and oily exhaust smoke .The engine made a high pitched screaming sound as it broke its climb and dived nose first and the rotors picked up speed.It was diving down on him from behind.

What a great poster this would have made for the theatres. Maybe thrown in an explosion just to..A screech erupted from the helicopter as 66mm rocket whizzed down and then a crashing ka-boom as it slammed into the ground behind him,shrapnel sizzeling by like demented bumblebees on fire flying on crystal meth .

The helicopter zoomed in and pulled its nose and rotors up to break and threw a hefty blast of dust and exhaust filled air at his back.The pilot was positioning the aircraft to give his doorgunner a line of sight.

"Jeeeeeeeesus!!" IronMan heard his heart thumping in his ears.

Was this it ?

No sequel ?

Typically -no paparazzis were to be seen anywhere.
No press either?

Rotten luck.
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