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![]() US Government Dramatis Personae d The Executive Branch: d President: Barrack Hussein Obama II, D-IL (4 August 1961) First Lady: Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama (17 January 1964) First Daughter: Malia Ann Obama (1998) First Daughter: Natasha ‘Sasha’ Obama (2001) Vice-President: Joseph Robinette 'Joe' Biden, D-DE (20 November 1942) The Federal Departments (the Cabinet): d Secretary of State: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Defense: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of the Army: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of the Navy: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of the Air Force: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of National Intelligence: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency): <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname> (<day month year>) Director of the NSA (National Security Agency): VADM <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Navy () Director of the DIA (Defense Intelligence Agency): LTG <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Army () Secretary of Homeland Security: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Treasury: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Energy: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Commerce: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Interior: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Labor: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Agriculture: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Transportation: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Health & Human Services: Dr. <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname> M.D., D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Veterans Affairs: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Secretary of Education: Dr. <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname> Ph.D., D-xx (<day month year>) National Security Advisor: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Deputy National Security Advisor: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Attorney-General: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigations): <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the BATFE (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives): <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Administrator of the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency): <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the United States Marshals Service: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Deputy Director of the US Marshals Service: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the National Drug Control Policy: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Surgeon-General: Dr. <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname> MD, D-xx () Postmaster-General: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Senior Advisor & Assistant to the President: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) United States Ambassador to the United Nations: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) Director of the Office of Management and Budget: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) The White House Staff: d White House Chief of Staff: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Assistant to the Chief of Staff: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) White House Counsel: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) White House Director of Communications: <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, D-xx (<day month year>) Press Secretary: <>, D-xx (<day month year>) The Executive Branch Czars: Jeffrey Crowley, Director for the Office of National AIDS Policy (AIDS Czar) Ron Bloom, Senior Advisor Automative Task Force (Auto Czar) Ed Montgomery, Director of Recovery for Auto Communities & Workers (Auto Recovery Czar) Herbert Allison, US Assist. Secretary of the Treasury for Financial Stability (Bank bailout/TARP Czar) Alan Bersin, Special Representative for Border Affairs (Border Czar) Todd D. Stern, Special Envoy for Climate Change (Climate Czar) Kenneth Feinberg, Special Master for TARP Executive Compensation (Compensation / Pay Czar) Melissa Hathaway, Director of the White House Office of Cyber Security (Cyber Security Czar) Lynn Rosenthal, Advisor to the President on Domestic Violence & Sexual Assault (Domestic Violence Czar) R. Gil Kerlikowske, Director National Drug Control Policy (Drug Czar) Paul A. Volcker, Economic Recovery Advisory Board Chairman (Economic Czar) Carol Browner, Assistant to the President/White House Office of Energy & Climate Change / Energy Coordinator (Global Warming Czar) Joshua DuBois, Director of the White House of Faith-Based & Neighborhood Partnerships (Faith-Based Czar) Cameron Davis, Special Advisor to the EPA Administrator (Great Lakes Czar) Van Jones, Special Advisor for Green Jobs & Innovation in the White House (Green Jobs Czar) Daniel Fried, US Department of State Special Envoy (Gitmo Base Closure Czar) Nancy-Ann DeParle, Director of the White House Office of Health Reform (Healthcare Czar) Vivek Kundra, Chief Information Officer of the United States (Information Czar) Dennis Blair, Director of National Intelligence (Intelligence Czar) Ron Bloom, Senior Counselor for Manufacturing Policy (Manufacturing Czar) George Mitchell, Special Envoy for Middle East Peace (Middle East Czar) Jeffery Zientz, US Chief Performance Officer & Deputy Director for management at the Office of Management & Budget (Performance Czar) Cass Sunstein, Director of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs (Regulatory Czar) John Holdern, Director of the Office of Science & Technology Policy (Science Czar) Earl Devaney, Recovery Accountability & Transparency Board Chiarman (Stimulus Oversight Czar) Aneesh Chopra, Associate Director of the White House Office of Science & Technology Policy / Chief Technology Officer (Technology Czar) John O. Brennan, Deputy National Security Advisor for Homeland Security (Terrorism Czar) Adolfo Carrion, Director of the White House Office of Urban Affairs Policy (Urban Affairs Czar) Douglas Lute, Assistant to the President & Deputy National Security Advisor for Iraq & Afghanistan (War Czar) Gary Samore, Special Assistant to the President / White House Coordinator for Arms Control (WMD / Non-Proliferation Czar) Gil Sperling, Office of Weatherization & Intergovernmental Program (Weatherization Czar) The Legislative Branch (the 111th Congress): d The United States House of Representatives: d Speaker of the House: Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi, D-CA (26 March 1940) House Majority Leader: Steny Hamilton Hoyer, D-MD (14 June 1939) House Minority Leader: John Andrew Boehner, R-OH (17 November 1949) The US House of Representatives: d Democrat (D): 255 seats Republican (R): 178 seats Vacant (I): 2 seat The United States Senate: d President of the Senate/Vice-President of the United States: Joseph Robinette 'Joe' Biden, D-DE (20 November 1942). President Pro-Tempore of the Senate: Robert Carlyle Bryd, D-WV (20 November 1917). Senate Majority Leader: Harry Mason Reid, D-NV (2 December 1939). Assistant Majority Leader (Democratic Whip): Richard Joseph 'Dick' Durbin, D-IL (21 November 1944). Senate Minority Leader: Addison Mitchell 'Mitch' McConnell, R-KY (20 February 1942) Assistant Minority Leader (Republican Whip): Jon Llewellyn Kyl, R-AZ (5 April 1942). The US Senate: d Democrat (D): 57 seats Republican (R): 40 seats Independent (I): 2 seats The Judicial Branch (The Supreme Court of the United States): d Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: John G. Roberts (27 January 1955) Associate Justice: John Paul Stevens (20 April 1920) Associate Justice: Ruth Bader Ginsburg (15 March 1933) Associate Justice: Steven G. Breyer (15 August 1938) Associate Justice: Sonia Maria Sotomayor (25 June 1954) Associate Justice: Anthony M. Kennedy (23 July 1936) Associate Justice: Clarence Thomas (23 June 1948) Associate Justice: Antonin G. Scalia (11 March 1936) Associate Justice: Samuel A. Alito (1 April 1950) The Joint Chiefs-of-Staff: d Chairman of the Joint Chiefs: General <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Marine Corps Vice-Chairman of the Joint Chiefs: General <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Army Army Chief-of-Staff: General <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Army Chief of Naval Operations: Admiral <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Navy Air Force Chief-of-Staff: General <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Air Force Commandant of the Marine Corps: General <first name> <middle name> '<nickname>' <surname>, US Marine Corps
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Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it. |
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