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It's the End of the World as We Know It!!!!
Well, it had to happen, these been some reports concerning some rather odd die offs of birds and fishes in Arkansas....and the local extreme right, holier than god, radio station down here in mississippi has annouched....drumroll please....that the end times are upon us!
That's right! All of you sinners out there in radio land need to get down on your knees and beg forgiveness of your sins....blah, blah, blah....and send a healthy donation to this radio station. With all the hoopla about 2012 being the Mayan end of the world, is it just me or is there a lot more wackos, crazos, weirdos and just plain freakos coming out of the wood work? You'd think it was Y2K or something?
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"Sing you sinners, sing! Will the circle, be unbroken, by and bye Lord by and bye..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphX78VAP8E I don't know if this qualifies as "End of the World", but a cable released by WikiLinks revealed that Ahmadinejad was slapped around by the Republican Guard chief of staff. Hilarious, if nothing else: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_803685.html Tony |
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http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-0...t-time-camping
According to this *ahem* scholar, the world is coming to an end - and the Rapture is scheduled for May 21st. |
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Drats! And here I thought I had until December 21, 2012 to complete my evil schemes! This throws a major monkey wrench into my plan to hijack the world economy using specially trained teams of pickled herrings! Any chance of rescheduling for June 18th?
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I like the May 21 deadline. 3 days before my 15th wedding anniversary. Could save me a lot of money.
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If any of you happen to meet end-of-the-world types, please pass along my name as someone who will dispose of their cash and worldly goods for them. I'm going to have to start putting my kid in day care soon, and it's going to be murder.
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Chuck, just passing along what I heard.
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