Killer Lines

[pmulcahy11b]

What's the best killer line you've heard in games, TV, books, or movies, that would apply to T2K?

One I recently heard was on Criminal Minds, when Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), looks at the guy, with an ice-cold look on her face and a voice sounding like she means it, says "Come near my team and I will end you." Not kill you, not hurt you, not arrest you, but "end you." I could see a PC saying that to some enemy troops leader.

[Cdnwolf]

Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?


Serenity Movie...

[raketenjagdpanzer]

Smokie: "Go back inside, old man!"
Walt Kowalski : "Sure, I blow a hole through your face, go back inside and sleep like a baby. We used to stack fucks like you six high in Korea! Used you as sandbags!"

- From Gran Torino.

[Cdnwolf]

Far too many from Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket...

Bulls***t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's a** and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

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Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**** walrus-looking piece of sh**! Get the f*** off of my obstacle! Get the f*** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!

[95th Rifleman]

Tropic Thunder

Kurt Lazarus: "I'm a lead farmer, motherf****r"

[Targan]

Originally Posted by raketenjagdpanzer

Smokie: "Go back inside, old man!"
Walt Kowalski : "Sure, I blow a hole through your face, go back inside and sleep like a baby. We used to stack fucks like you six high in Korea! Used you as sandbags!"

- From Gran Torino.

LOL! That was the signature I was using last year, before my current one!

[Targan]

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, Aliens.

I also nominate the line in my sig. For posterity, for when I eventually change my sig, that quote is:

"Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea's ass at 200 meters. So why don't you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt face, before I push yours in." Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway, Heartbreak Ridge.

[M-Type]

This one's from Pale Rider (since anything related to Clint wasn't on this list enough...)

"It was him. Him and his men. They shot him. Forever. The bullets kept hitting him. Forever."