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Old 03-11-2013, 08:04 PM
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My wife is on her annual mobilization and deployment to Las Vegas for business (no, really!). This leaves me at home alone with a toddler and a preschooler for four days. Pray for me, brothers. Pray for me.
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Old 03-11-2013, 08:52 PM
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I will break out my rosary and pray for you.
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:45 PM
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Well you have two options

Option One which we will call the what I would do option - Keep it simple, make sure they are feed and washed and happy, anything eles is a luxury you can't afford. After all your wife can clean and do laundry when she comes home

Option two which I will call the Canadian Army Option - Call your mother or Mother in law.

I have been there and made it through -barely - my girls are as crafty as the Tailban and food gose through them like crap though a goose. When they look me with love in their eyes I know they are getting ready to stab me with something.

Good Luck your on your own!

This link might help

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PokBAxtvW4
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Option three


Duct tape and velcro.... works wonders!!
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Option Four:

One ounce of whiskey in their Ovaltine. Quiets them down quickly.

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Old 03-12-2013, 08:10 AM
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Been there, done that, have the t-shirt for sure.

In my case, the first time she left me with a six month old baby who spent a whole day and a half crying for his mom before he finally stopped. Lets just say she never went to any more conferences or retreats when we had kids at that stage of life after that.
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