OT: If you have a teenage daughter

[pmulcahy11b]

I saw Adam Sandler on Jay Leno tonight. He has two daughters, and made an excellent observation:

"If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about every guy's penis."

[Mohoender]

Just teach your daughters to worry about themselves and think twice. You won't have to worry that much anymore.

Anyway, my daughters are way too young so I don't have to worry yet and I'll give a full answer in about 12-13 years.

For now I'm worrying about the fact that they might not be pretty or attractive. I wish for her to get some because I think that it would be worse for them not to get any.

[Targan]

Originally Posted by Mohoender

For now I'm worrying about the fact that they might not be pretty or attractive. I wish for her to get some because I think that it would be worse for them not to get any.

An interesting and mature observation. I think I agree. I only have one child, a 9 year old daughter.

[Graebarde]

I agree with Adam Sandler's observation. I have two daughter's (both grown and with kids) but I still worry for them. More than for the four boys that is. Why? Because I use to be a skirt chaser and know what goes through the mind of most of the boys. But then I know if you teach the girls right, that's half the battle and teach the boys too.

I threw one of my youngest daughter's 'boy friends' off the second floor balcony into the bushes below. It upset my daughter at the time, but since then she mentions it to me occassionally and thanks me for doing it. He was a TOTAL punk. He brought his dad back later, but HE was smarter than his kid and left.. always wonder if the Revelation double had anything to do with it?

Grae

[Jason Weiser]

...takes notes on this thread when HE has kids.

Just three questions Grae?

1. When you pitched the young man off the balcony...did you go for hang time or distance?

2. Did he bounce when he landed?

3. Was there a convinient beehive or were the bushes thorny?

[Graebarde]

Originally Posted by Jason Weiser

...takes notes on this thread when HE has kids.

Just three questions Grae?

1. When you pitched the young man off the balcony...did you go for hang time or distance?

2. Did he bounce when he landed?

3. Was there a convinient beehive or were the bushes thorny?

1. Distance actually.. I was a bit too peeved at the time to consider hang time. Had I had time to hang him I probably would have.

2. Nope, hit the bushes.

3. No beehive, but they were wild roses, thorny.

Grae

[firewalker]

Originally Posted by Mohoender

You won't have to worry that much anymore.

it's been my expirance that frase vary seldom gose with the labal parnt

[Raellus]

I worry about this kind of thing all the time. And my daughter's only 1 & 1/2!

[Mohoender]

Just to remind you that your actual daughters might also become lesbians (so you don't only have to worry about eventual punks) .

Then, may I respectfully suggest that you either start giving a fair amount of money to some kind of religious institution or invest in heart medications.

Of course, Grae's solution is a valid one (in my very little opinion) but, if the punk's father has a good lawyer, you still might have to invest in heart médications.

Relax or you'll get old way before time. One last thing, quit worrying too much and care a lot (no offense). That has a tiny little chance of saving you from heart pills.

[Graebarde]

Originally Posted by Mohoender

Of course, Grae's solution is a valid one (in my very little opinion) but, if the punk's father has a good lawyer, you still might have to invest in heart médications.

You know it's funny you should mention lawyer's. Said punk's dad never tried to sue, nor was the law called. BOTH did surprise me, pleasently I might add. Said punk NEVER came around again either.. though he did attempt to contact my daughter. "Come on over and try to pick her up."

Grae

[pmulcahy11b]

Originally Posted by Mohoender

Just to remind you that your actual daughters might also become lesbians (so you don't only have to worry about eventual punks) .

Relax or you'll get old way before time. One last thing, quit worrying too much and care a lot (no offense). That has a tiny little chance of saving you from heart pills.

You don't think girls can be punks? You're quite mistaken...

I'm already old before my time. And I take high blood pressure and cholesterol medication as well! And I've never even been married or had kids!