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OT: Australia, safest continent on the planet
In Australia, our snakes are so big, they need a Police escort.
Attachment 3502 And these reports of various attacks just from the past month... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-2...ch-nsw/6717566 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-0...-coast/6749982 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-1...attack/6765486 http://24h.net.au/australia/victoria...ks-at-lithgow/ http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-1...d-bike/6701210
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Yeah sure..you keep sharks as pets...you have Drop Bears...you're really, really safe..=
Going to go see if somebody has a bridge UNDER Tampa Bay to sell him.
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Checklist if I ever go to Australia:
If I go boating? Bring out a Vietnam-era PBR, get the engines overhauled and upgun it....30mm ASP autocannon fore and a M2HB/Mk19 combo aft should do it for those damn crocs. Bring several crates of Mk3A2 grenades to deal with the sharks. Driving around the outback...LAV-25 with the 25mm Bushmaster cannon. See if I can bolt on a couple TOW or Javelin AT missiles on the gun turret, just in case... Personal protection...M4 carbine with the M203 attachment, and a scoped M14 EBR to deal with the critters. And a flamethrower. Note to self....may need to add to this list.
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The Continent is trying to kill people. Its not exactly safe. But I bet it would be fun! If they actually let you have guns there.
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