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Old 10-22-2009, 05:56 AM
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Well guys you inspired me to make yet another thread here at Kato's Excellent T2K forum.

Here's the first one:

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Old 10-22-2009, 06:50 AM
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Due to Military Budget cut backs the Government brings you its new top of the line Urban Assault Vehicle.
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Old 10-22-2009, 10:17 AM
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In response to overwhelming pressure from environmental groups, the military showcases its' new "green" Assault Vehicle...
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"... and don't worry, if that kid tries to take back his tricycle I'll take him out Sarge."
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I might be wrong but I think that picture comes from Belgium. That country has always been neutral and overrun in wars. Why do you want them to invest in more advanced equipments. It's also very useful to go shopping after military training.
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Pedal harder Sarge ... the girl on the pink tricycle is catching up!!!
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And now for the demonstration of the new assault vehicle colonel, of course after the recent budget cuts we had to make some modifications.
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Well guys you inspired me to make yet another thread here at Kato's Excellent T2K forum.

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"Death before dishonour!!"
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Old 10-23-2009, 02:14 AM
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I think this pic reminds me of the movie :
"two men went to war"

a fairly recent ,UK made adaptation of real events in 1940 .I found it quite enjoyable.
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"... and don't worry, if that kid tries to take back his tricycle I'll take him out Sarge."
I must say this comment gave me quite a laugh
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-Ass-ist rape deterrent tablets.
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The Government presents its new Bio Tech Flamethrower (fireproof underwear Provided).
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"When they say that chili burns comming and going, they weren't joking!"
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.....this guys so Gay his asshole isn't a hole but a smile......or.......I shouldn't have had seconds......or....look sarge what happens if I stick a finger up my nose...
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"But dear.. I was only applying my lipstick in the rearview mirror"

Mrs General Pains first and only driving lesson!!
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Rule 1: Never let your teenage daughter borrow the keys to the tank to go to the mall.
Rule 2: Never let a blind man drive
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Hey sarge, wasn't there a bridge here yesterday?
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The sport Tank Gymnastics never really caught on.
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But Sarge - the arrow is pointing the other way to indicate THIS SIDE UP!!
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May I add something. If no other choices, favor the blind man over your teenage daughter.
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The Army introducing its newest MOS: Armor Husbandry Unit.
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Sorry, there was such a nice skirt on display.
But Lt... there was a cute little bunny in the middle of the road and I didn't want to run over it... so I slammed on my brakes.
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....and that concludes the Israeli airborne tank trials...
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You know budget cuts have gone too far when drivers periscopes are eliminated as a "cost saving exercise"!
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But Lt... there was a cute little bunny in the middle of the road and I didn't want to run over it... so I slammed on my brakes.
The Lt: You must be kidding me, I'll make you pay for that tank!!
The driver: Well. It was, in fact, in that bushes and I couldn't take my eyes out of her legs.
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The Construction Battalion was never the same when Francois took over as designer of the new camoflage pattern!!
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