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Old 04-12-2012, 11:44 PM
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I'm slowly raiding the Leavenworth Papers on PDF. Right now, it's Kevlar Legions, about the US Army's re-organization in the wake of the Cold War. Not terribly on topic to Twilight:2000, but it's not too dry a read. The following excerpt I found amusing in its comparison of the Army's heavy forces vs. light. I included the footnote, as it seemed appropriate.

"Training and culture were at issue as well. The Army had to overcome its heavy-light divide, entrenched philosophies with respect to combat service support, and a bias toward the upper echelons with respect to combined and joint operations if it was to make the new paradigm work.

The prolonged Cold War advanced and hardened a polarization between the Army’s Eurocentric heavy forces and light forces that seemed optimal for a fight anywhere except Europe. Tankers epitomized the heavy forces, with vehicle-borne fellow travelers from other branches riding alongside them and armored cavalrymen as a somewhat more ecumenical version of themselves. Paratroopers epitomized the light forces, with fellow travelers from other branches jumping out of planes alongside them and Rangers as a somewhat extreme tribal version of themselves. The two camps had their prejudices. Paratrooper banter stereotyped tankers as corpulent dwarves, strong enough in the shoulders to sling ammunition and break track, short
enough to get around in the confines of their turrets, and fattened by their aversion to running—or even walking—and by a diet dominated by Bier and Bratwurst. Tanker banter envisioned paratroopers as equivalent to the Eloi of H. G. Wells’ The Time Machine, prancing around in the great outdoors but never doing the real work of logistics, maintenance, and motor pools. Short-notice strategic mobility was something paratroopers did to get to the difficult out-of-the-way places where they were likely to fight. Tankers would roll out of their German motor pools to fight on the great plains of Central Europe or would join the European battle from the United States in accordance with well-choreographed war plans.

Nowhere was the heavy-light divide more pronounced than with respect to attitudes toward vehicles. Paratroopers, according to tankers, did not love their vehicles—what few that they had. To them one truck was as good as another to ride around in, and they happily accepted horrific attrition as they parachuted vehicles out of planes in flight or shoved them off the ramps of planes rolling down a runway. Tankers lavished two hours of maintenance on their tank for every hour that they operated it,knowing that if they took care of it, it would take care of them. This wedding of man and machine was particularly pronounced with respect to gunnery.

By virtue of both faith and science, tankers understood that each weapon on each tank had a unique signature with respect to the strike of its rounds on target. These signatures were unlocked by elaborate and arcane processes of bore sighting and zeroing, after which tank commanders and gunners bore the dial settings for each weapon and type of ammunition in a small notebook in their breast pockets—close to their hearts. Once a year tankers measured their worth in qualification gunnery, Tank Table VIII. A good tank (a term that included the crew) could put a round through a windowpane at two thousand meters or have two targets down before observers realized the first had been engaged. Tank Table VIII surpassed all other indicators as a measure of merit. By tradition, tank company commanders were the first crews down range on qualification day, leading from the front and by example. Battalion operations officers, battalion commanders, and brigade commanders of armor provenance invested heavily from their personal time to be members of a qualifying crew—not so much because of combat requirements but to maintain the respect of the men they commanded. Extraordinary expectations of men and
machines fostered emotional attachments.

Tankers would fight or shoot from a tank other than their own about as readily as they would wear another tanker’s underwear. If a tank were evacuated to higher levels of maintenance, at least one crew member went with it. Sometimes crewmen actually assisted in the maintenance; often they merely waited around like family members outside an operating room. Tankers were an extreme case of the man-machine interface, but all who rode with them—armored artillerymen, mechanized infantrymen, combat engineers, mechanics, truckers, and other combat support and combat service support troops of many types and specialties—were measured by the performances of the machines they manned. Each specialty had its version of crew qualification that enhanced competence and confidence with respect to the equipment they were on, and correspondingly diminished confidence with respect to equipment they had not themselves maintained.

It is true that REFORGER and other training deployments set crews onto unfamiliar vehicles, but these had generally been demonstrations for show or tactical maneuvers, seldom involved serious gunnery, and never featured qualification gunnery. If a rapid deployment paradigm was to include putting heavy forces onto unfamiliar vehicles, better means needed to be devised to render crews competent and confident with respect to vehicles they hastily manned.22

22 Bergesen and McDonald; Field Manual 100–5, Operations; Army Training and Evaluation Program 71–2 (Washington DC: Department of the Army, 1987); Army Field Manual 17–12–1, Tank Combat Tables (Washington DC: Department of the Army, 1987). The author’s description of tanker beliefs and prejudices comes from twenty-five years of serving as a tanker. The source of paratrooper beliefs and prejudices is Brigadier General (USA, Ret.) William Leszczynski, a lifelong friend, airborne Ranger, and former commander of the ranger regiment (MFR documenting this exchange appears in the Historians Files, CMH). Banter between the branches begins early, in the case of West Point graduates, during branch selection senior year—when branch representatives make the strongest possible cases to gain branch commitments. It lasts a lifetime."
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Good stuff! Having been on the heavy and light side of the equation (though not a tanker), I get what they are saying. In a heavy unit, vehicle maintenance is a fetish. While I was assigned to a headquarters unit of mechanized combat engineers, I drove an M577 for the TOC. One night I was doing my PMCS (preventative maintenance checks and services), and I heard one of the battalion maintenance guys come in the TOC. The S3 saw him and said,

"Jesus Christ, sergeant! Weren't you here last night?"

"Been here every night this week, sir."

"What for?"

"Leary's track, sir."

"What's wrong with it?"

"Nothing major, sir. It's all little stuff, but it's above his pay grade. Seems like it's something or other every day."

A long pause. "I see."

"Glad to do it, sir. These little fixes now save me a s***load of headache later on. You do know, sir, that's the only track in HHC that hasn't had a breakdown the entire time we've been in field."

"No s***."

This was a good thing for me.

Of course, I'm paraphrasing a bit. This was twenty years ago. At the time of this conversation, we were five weeks into a six-week rotation to Pinon Canyon Maneuver Site in southern Colorado. Lots of jumps (which means changing the location of the headquarters). The brigade commander was of the mind that frequent movement simulated real combat, so we jumped every three days. Lots of breakdowns. Much ass chewing. My NCOIC was fairly pleased that he did not receive one on my account.
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Good stuff! Having been on the heavy and light side of the equation (though not a tanker), I get what they are saying. In a heavy unit, vehicle maintenance is a fetish. While I was assigned to a headquarters unit of mechanized combat engineers, I drove an M577 for the TOC. One night I was doing my PMCS (preventative maintenance checks and services), and I heard one of the battalion maintenance guys come in the TOC. The S3 saw him and said,

"Jesus Christ, sergeant! Weren't you here last night?"

"Been here every night this week, sir."

"What for?"

"Leary's track, sir."

"What's wrong with it?"

"Nothing major, sir. It's all little stuff, but it's above his pay grade. Seems like it's something or other every day."

A long pause. "I see."

"Glad to do it, sir. These little fixes now save me a s***load of headache later on. You do know, sir, that's the only track in HHC that hasn't had a breakdown the entire time we've been in field."

"No s***."

This was a good thing for me.

Of course, I'm paraphrasing a bit. This was twenty years ago. At the time of this conversation, we were five weeks into a six-week rotation to Pinon Canyon Maneuver Site in southern Colorado. Lots of jumps (which means changing the location of the headquarters). The brigade commander was of the mind that frequent movement simulated real combat, so we jumped every three days. Lots of breakdowns. Much ass chewing. My NCOIC was fairly pleased that he did not receive one on my account.

My word. Pinon Canyon. I actually liked that site better than NTC. Of course being based out of Carson, we went there a *lot*. Got to know the Peanut really well.
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I actually liked that site better than NTC.
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Of course being based out of Carson, we went there a *lot*.
Were you in 4th ID? If memory serves, one of the ACR is a candidate, too. That's after my time at Carson, though.
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Were you in 4th ID? If memory serves, one of the ACR is a candidate, too. That's after my time at Carson, though.
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There we go! What years?
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2002 through 2006 before I got sentenced to recruiting duty. God, I miss the days in the regiment.
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God, I miss the days in the regiment.
Real soldiers always do. Unfortunately, that's exactly why you are needed in recruitment. Can you get out of recruting duty by volunteering to be a drill sergeant? Drill duty is hard, but at least your career doesn't ride on making the numbers.

We had some cav guys sent to my rifle company to bring the unit up to strength in preparation for OIF3. Lots of the guys in my company had been part of Operation Noble Eagle, and the 1.5 year mobilization for OIF3 would have taken them over the limit for call-up time in a 5-year period. Once they got a sample of how we were going to be treated during the training period, the overwhelming majority declined to sign the waiver and accompany us to Iraq. A cav unit from southern California was tapped to provide warm bodies. Most of these guys had been cavalry or tankers in the Regular Army. Their behaviors made them stick out like sore thumbs. They and I were the only ones who religiously honored the maintenance routine for the gun trucks.
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Real soldiers always do. Unfortunately, that's exactly why you are needed in recruitment. Can you get out of recruting duty by volunteering to be a drill sergeant? Drill duty is hard, but at least your career doesn't ride on making the numbers.

We had some cav guys sent to my rifle company to bring the unit up to strength in preparation for OIF3. Lots of the guys in my company had been part of Operation Noble Eagle, and the 1.5 year mobilization for OIF3 would have taken them over the limit for call-up time in a 5-year period. Once they got a sample of how we were going to be treated during the training period, the overwhelming majority declined to sign the waiver and accompany us to Iraq. A cav unit from southern California was tapped to provide warm bodies. Most of these guys had been cavalry or tankers in the Regular Army. Their behaviors made them stick out like sore thumbs. They and I were the only ones who religiously honored the maintenance routine for the gun trucks.

nah, I am out now. They told me if I wanted to re-up my only option was to convert to a full time recruiter.

Screw that.

You know its bad when one of the local "Italian Businessmen" looked at the stuff we had to do and say, "Damn, I thought we was crooked."
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I wish I could say that I'm surprised. In terms of managing its human resources, the Army must be one of the worst organizations in the country. Still, what a shame.
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