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11-05-2011, 05:57 PM
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Famous last words .... lol.
An asteroid bigger than an aircraft carrier will dart between the Earth and moon on Tuesday — the closest encounter by such a huge rock in 35 years. But scientists say not to worry. It won't hit. "We're extremely confident, 100 per cent confident, that this is not a threat," said the manager of NASA's Near Earth Object Program, Don Yeomans. "But it is an opportunity."
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11-05-2011, 06:55 PM
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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distan....<thud>" Gen. Sedgwick
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"Let's roll." Todd Beamer, aboard United Flight 93 over western Pennsylvania, September 11, 2001.
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11-06-2011, 04:31 PM
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cadets, lock and load one twenty round magazine...
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the best course of action when all is against you is to slow down and think critically about the situation. this way you are not blindly rushing into an ambush and your mind is doing something useful rather than getting you killed.
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11-06-2011, 04:52 PM
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"Oh look pretty lights..."
(Lindsay Lohan)
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************************************* Each day I encounter stupid people I keep wondering... is today when I get my first assault charge??
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11-06-2011, 05:48 PM
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"I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have." Leonardo Da Vinci
....yes, THAT DaVinci !!!! "I don't know what I may seem to the world. But as to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than the ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." Isacc Newton ....yes, THAT Newton
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11-07-2011, 12:17 AM
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Quote:
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 "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
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11-07-2011, 04:43 AM
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One odd thing is that look back at reports of what Sir Newton did, it is believed he had a mild form of Autism, which to be honest, them quotes do seem to fit partly.
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11-09-2011, 01:47 PM
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"Where the h**l did all of these Indians come from?!"
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The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.
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11-09-2011, 01:48 PM
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Living here in redneck h**l....
What are a redneck's last words" "Ya'll Watch This!!!"
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The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.
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11-09-2011, 04:11 PM
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I heard this one quite often
"I know the closest artillery is American, what is the worst that can happen?" It is attributed to several people depending upon the story, but usually told to us about why joint manoeuvres with the US is a bad thing.
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11-09-2011, 05:39 PM
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There was a quote from a certain US infantry division during WWII...
"We will have friendly air today, insure that your men dig their foxholes deeper." They were bombed and strafed by the 9th Air Force on a semi-regular basis and suffered from short bombs during the Cobra breakout.
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The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.
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11-10-2011, 08:04 AM
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"Oh, s#*+!"
Allegedly one of the most common last comments heard on in-cockpit voice recorders preceding a crash.
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"Let's roll." Todd Beamer, aboard United Flight 93 over western Pennsylvania, September 11, 2001.
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