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05-22-2012, 10:16 PM
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Another birthday goes by...
I've decided I don't want a high-class call girl this year. I've grown fat in my middle age, and I want another go at Basic. And a new ankle, shoulder, and lower back. And a cure for fibromyalgia.
And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!! 
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05-22-2012, 10:22 PM
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Happy birthday! If you don't want them, can I have the high class call girls? I'm getting fat myself and they say sex burns a lot of chalories. And I don't want to try Basic at this stage in my life.
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05-22-2012, 10:33 PM
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05-23-2012, 03:39 AM
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Congratulations (I think!)
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05-23-2012, 10:10 AM
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Happy birthday, good sir.
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05-23-2012, 12:12 PM
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Happy Birthday!
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05-23-2012, 03:39 PM
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Happy birthday! Now, if you please bend over that table - this is going to feel a bit uncomf...err...
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05-23-2012, 05:17 PM
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lol Happy B-day, maybe the Doc is just sweet on ya.?? :P
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05-23-2012, 05:42 PM
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Damnit and Targan was looking forward to being your high price call girl!
I am putting off going to my female doctor because she has a plastic glove with my name on it!
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05-23-2012, 08:36 PM
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Happy birthday, Paul.
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05-23-2012, 09:32 PM
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 Everybody has a price my friend. It might well be a REALLY high price, but you know it's true. And oh yeah, (belated) happy birthday Paul!
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Last edited by Targan; 05-23-2012 at 09:35 PM. Reason: How could I forget to wish Paul a happy birthday?!
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05-23-2012, 10:47 PM
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05-24-2012, 08:38 AM
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05-27-2012, 05:58 PM
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Happy Birthday Paul.
AS some one who has more B-Days than any one on the board exept Grae, All I can say about it is,,,, At least you are on THIS side if the daisies!!! BTW, My B-Day is 5/30. There are a couple of shots of fine single malt scotch waiting the day. My $0.02 Mike
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