And Now For Something Different: USMC Recruitment Standards

[dragoon500ly]

I always enjoy getting snail mail....I never get tired of seeing all of the things that I will win if only....

A bit of background about my self...I'm a 51 year old government employee, a veteran of the US Army and a disabled veteran complete with hearing loss and a peg leg and enjoying the need to use reading glasses for just about everything...

You can imagine my joy to receive a letter informing me that the United States Marine Corps wants me to enlist. A review of my ASVAB (from 1976!!!)confirms that I have the right skills to be a Marine and to please call my local recruiter to start the paperwork...

What the hell? Are they scrapping the bottom of the manpower pool aready!?!?!? What is this, Twilight 2000!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!