OT: You are a Military Spouse if....

[dragoon500ly]

Saw this in the Army Times and had a good chuckle....

You're a military spouse if:

You still have unpacked boxes in your house from your last move.

You know what TDY, DFAS, PCS and partial DITY means.

You keep your valuables in a rusted ammo can from your service member's last deployment.

You haven't needed an alarm clock in years.

Casual wear is PT shirts and shorts.

When people ask you to spell your name, you do it phonetically.

You say 1300 hours instead of 1 p.m.

You know that "land nav" is not a new type of car.

You can name the different candies that come in MREs.

Your patio covering is camo netting.

You can point out Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan on a map, but not Montana.

Your kids say "Hoo-ah", "Ooh-rah" or "Roger that" when you ask them to take out the trash.