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Old 08-15-2011, 02:10 PM
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Default Ain't No Lie, GI!

India 22 was a brand new IPM-1 on a REFORGER exercise when it ran into the worst possible thing.

The driver never saw it coming and had no chance to dodge what was waiting.

You see, a German farmer was towing a honey wagon behind his tractor. The tank slammed into the back of the wagon and sent a shower of "organic fertilizer" all over the the tank.

After the exercise, the tank was steam-cleaned from one end to the other...several times.

But forever afterwards, India 22 always had this odd odor!
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