Maybe the Russians aren't all that bad...
I just heard that it is actually cheaper to buy a bottle of Beer on the streets of Russia than it is to buy a bottle of water. I also found out that the Russian government doesn't tax alchol and tobacco products... On the down side, 50% of the deaths in Russia are tied to alchol related issues. I just hope they aren't doing the alchol enemas we where warned against when i was in the Navy after some medical students at a medical school near Norfolk died after putting a case of beer each up their butts back in 1992/93.
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Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
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