OT - Pets in War

[headquarters]

I would take a good size goose .

doubles as a burglar alarm / dinner pack

(traditionally some farms in Europe had geese as livestock -but the noise they make if frightened in the night will bring the roof down I am told )

plus feathers can be of use to insulate.

I am sure they taste better than both canine and feline companions.

Now to sell the idea to my wife....hmmm..