US Army to replace the M-9

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Originally Posted by LAW0306

... and your wife is better looking.

My wife is pretty scorching, if I do say so myself. Unfortunately, there's as much lament as boast in my observation. We have two young children at home, the youngest of whom is still nursing. Thanks to the nursing, the pregnancy weight came off in six weeks. Thanks to the demands of the young children, the ratio of moments when I think "Wow, I want some of that!" to moments when I actually get some of that has become about as favorable as the rounds-fired-to-kills ratio of US troops in Vietnam. These are the times when a gorgeous wife is not a blessing.