OT: Non-human primates and firearms

[Targan]

I am a long time advocate of giving non-human primates human rights, or at least some of them. When you look into the eyes of a chimp, bonobo, orang or gorilla you can tell there is a person in there. A really weird (from our point of view) person admittedly, but they have their own complicated lives, wants and desires.

Sadly they are probably not long for this world, due entirely to us and the damage we cause them and their environment. It is for these reasons that the following video made me smile. I know it's not real, but I wish it was.



Wild chimps with AKs and ammo would be cool. Yes they would probably just end up shooting each other. No they probably couldn't be taught the importance of maintaining their weapons properly. But I love the concept all the same. Boy would the poachers get a big surprise!