Another birthday goes by...

[pmulcahy11b]

I've decided I don't want a high-class call girl this year. I've grown fat in my middle age, and I want another go at Basic. And a new ankle, shoulder, and lower back. And a cure for fibromyalgia.

And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!!