Wake up sequence.

[ArmySGT.]

In your best Hollywood big action summer block buster style! What is your wake up sequence?

This is a Department of Defense Team sequence. I am writing up as an alternative to MP or Snake Eaters.

Query Status check.
Time since last Query
153 years, 47 days.
Status Check. Begin.
Batteries 98% normal
Thermocouple (nuclear) 85% request check
Water purification systems 10% request check
Air filtration system 99% inactive
Pressure seals 99%
Door power systems 99%
Environmental humidity 01%
Nitrogen/Argon atmosphere 99%
Communications systems 99%
Capsule one 99%
Occupant capsule one stable
Capsule two 99%
Occupant capsule two stable
Capsule three 99%
Occupant capsule three stable
Capsule four 99%
Occupant capsule four stable
Capsule five 99%
Occupant capsule five stable
Capsule six 96% request check
Occupant capsule six stable
Capsule seven (K9) 12%
Occupant capsule seven – lost
System require significant intervention.
Request maintenance support.
Capsule seven auto disconnect from activation sequence.
Auto request for external maintenance support initiated.
Signal National Command Authority- No signal
Signal Site R – No signal
Signal North American Air Defense – No signal
Signal Strategic Air Command- No signal
Signal US Navy Atlantic Fleet Command – No signal
Signal National Emergency Airborne Command Post – No Signal
Signal Defense Switched Network – Signal 100%
Query Defense Switch Network – Signal – Reply negative
Query Defense Switch Network – Signal – Reply negative
Query Defense Switch Network – Signal – Communications established
External communications – commit- Protocol War Plan MAD 001
External communications – authorization codes received.
External communications – authorization codes Damocles invalid.
External communications- Abort.

External communications failed.
Systems Status check failed.
Emergency activation protocols initiated.
Advance systems to full active.
Environmental systems to purge.
Environmental systems reset.
Environmental systems to Nitrogen/Oxygen mix.
Activation of Cryosystems wakeup mode
Capsule one – Active
Capsule two – Active
Capsule three- Active
Capsule four – Active
Capsule five – Active
Capsule six – Abort
Capsule six – Abort
Capsule six – Reset for manual control
Capsule seven –Abort
Capsule seven – Abort
Capsule seven – Abort

Sequence complete.

Greetings, Team. Good Luck.