Pick your Apocalypse

[pmulcahy11b]

I pick that the entire Western world is unable to lift themselves from the couch due to all the fried and fatty food they have ingested through their lives.

[headquarters]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

I pick that the entire Western world is unable to lift themselves from the couch due to all the fried and fatty food they have ingested through their lives.

one night when there is a particularily enticing and lewd reality show on the television ,all slouch to the same side in their couches by random accident ,thus tilting the worlds axis with immense planetary devestation as a result .

The outcry and despair over the cancellation of said show is without comparrison to any disaster that has thus far befallen man.

And TEOTWAWKI is also lamented.

[jester]

Originally Posted by headquarters

one night when there is a particularily enticing and lewd reality show on the television ,all slouch to the same side in their couches by random accident ,thus tilting the worlds axis with immense planetary devestation as a result .

The outcry and despair over the cancellation of said show is without comparrison to any disaster that has thus far befallen man.

And TEOTWAWKI is also lamented.

You mean,

"As if millions of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced?"

[headquarters]

Originally Posted by jester

You mean,

"As if millions of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced?"

Hundreds of millions going : "What! ?? No second season!!??!!" and then :






.

[copeab]

Or ... <shudder> ... the world ends in a battle between angsty teenage vampires and werewolves ...

[pmulcahy11b]

Originally Posted by copeab

Or ... <shudder> ... the world ends in a battle between angsty teenage vampires and werewolves ...

And they're fueled by Burger King food!

[mikeo80]

As I was reading the world news today, it struck me that the seeds of WWIII have been sown in the India/Pakistan dispute over Kashmir.

Pakistan has been ravaged by moonsoon rains. According to CNN and others, 20 % of Pakistan is now flooded.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapc...ex.html?hpt=T1

So.... India wants the area known as Kashmir. Pakistan's Army is probably ineffective. India invades, the Western Powers dither, China and Russia probably don't REALLY care. Seeing no alternatives, Pakistan releases its' nukes. India, of course, retaliates....

And the match is lit, the fuse is burning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55NuWQCh78

Mike