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Old 02-02-2011, 01:25 PM
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:12 PM
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Congratulations, be warn little girls break your hearts and your wallet
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:12 PM
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Oh crap, there's another one!

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And don't forget to sit on the porch polishing a shotgun with a hard look on your face when the boys come.
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Thanks, all, for the many well-wishings. Currently, I'm using a blued Mossberg 500, but I'm thinking seriously about going to a stainless steel finish for effect. Also, I'm debating whether the pits outside her window should be filled with punji stakes or a fougas booby trap. I'll repeat what I told Rowen's grandparents: by the time my little girl is of dating age, I intend for her to be proficient in capoeira, jujitsu, and Smith & Wesson.

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Go for a classic - 10 gauge, black powder, double barrel.

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LOL

Just have a series of pits dug in the backyard...and when the boys show up, lock the ankle monitor on...check the GPS tracking feature in front of them...show them your collection of weapons and knives and make sure they see the Castration for Dummies book on your desk...
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I'm debating whether the pits outside her window should be filled with punji stakes or a fougas booby trap

Remember

once he's in the house any you do to him is nice a legal - Police Cheif Clancy Wiggen Springfeild PD

He's a real Cop right
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Down here, as long as the front gate is closed and you have the property posted as no trespassing.....what happens on the farm, stays on the farm...


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