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05-21-2011, 08:14 AM
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Its going to last months? I thought it was all over today and let my library books go overdue....
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05-21-2011, 08:34 AM
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No point in vacuuming and dusting the house then...
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05-21-2011, 08:36 AM
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Have you noticed that all the Christian nuts that believe in the Rapture are also certain that they will be Raptured? Never occurs to them that maybe God isn't interested in saving their insufferable selves.
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05-21-2011, 09:30 AM
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The problem with Christians is a distinct lack of paitience, every five minutes they expect the end.
We've been waiting for Ragnarok for centuries, it'll come when it comes and utill then i'll eat, drink and be merry.
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05-21-2011, 12:58 PM
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The Romans had the right idea - throw 'em all to the lions!
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
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05-21-2011, 02:40 PM
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05-22-2011, 05:25 AM
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Of course - you might not get there as 3 years of war, a 7 year winter and multiple natural disaster will wipe out pretty much everything before the final battle begins - featuring the gods of old, jotuns and whatever else can be pressed into service ( Twilight 1000 ). In the end everything living will die- AND all the gods - except for a couple of people that will re colonize our planet and start it all over again. Ragnarok - I think it is one of the more hard core end of days around 
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05-21-2011, 10:27 PM
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Just because I'm on the side of angels doesn't mean I am one. Last edited by Targan; 05-21-2011 at 11:11 PM. Reason: Fixed broken quote
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05-21-2011, 11:10 PM
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05-22-2011, 12:42 AM
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Oops, typo. Should have read "I've been called a lot of things in my life...."
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05-22-2011, 05:32 AM
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The rapture - well I guess we will find out. A lot of christian factions do not recognize it as part of the curriculum though, the Catholic church and the Lutheran World Federation etc , then again some do.
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05-22-2011, 10:29 AM
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05-22-2011, 12:06 PM
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The concept of the rapture is mostly American. Essentialy they believe that all of God's chosen will be swept up and transported to Heaven during one, dramatic event. Everyone left is, well, screwed. The Catholic church subscribes pretty much to events as stated in revelations.
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05-21-2011, 03:35 PM
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The reason that the American Army does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis.
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05-21-2011, 05:49 PM
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05-21-2011, 05:56 PM
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05-21-2011, 06:35 PM
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Time for another beer
Well, if TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, Will we on the East Coast even notice?
If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, Is that Daylight Savings Time or Standard Time? If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, can I tell my supervisor to F*** OFF??? If TEOTWAWKI is going to happen at 18:00 on the West Coast, I have less than 30 minutes here in North Carolina to get ready. More Beer! Just my two cents worth!!  I'll talk to you all tomorrow!!!! Mike
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05-22-2011, 07:45 PM
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[QUOTE=mikeo80;33999]More Beer!
/QUOTE] Well, it seems that we made it in one piece. Maybe it was that last cold brew that convinced God that maybe Man had invented one thing that was worth saving??? My two cents worth Mike
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05-22-2011, 08:27 PM
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Wait one! It appears there's another eruption in Iceland which is threatening to black out the skies again as it did last year!
Perhaps this particular nutjob was only out by a day? The end is nigh! Repent your sins!
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem Last edited by Legbreaker; 05-25-2011 at 12:15 AM. Reason: spelling
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05-23-2011, 11:16 AM
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05-23-2011, 11:19 AM
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You know, it occurs to me that librarians must have decent upper body strength from moving around all those books.
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