Twenty Quick Questions for any Twilight: 2000 Campaign

[swaghauler]

Originally Posted by Legbreaker

Whatever gets you through the day.

Short answer? You can't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh, wait, you're SERIOUS?

Well, you've seen nukes go off, wiping out hundreds of thousands of people in a heartbeat. Does that count?

Whoever's still breathing at the end of the combat. So far that's you, but don't forget for a moment, snipers are a thing...

You, for as long as you can hold on to your stuff. Remember though, snipers....

You mean NOBODY took a first aid class during character generation?

Same place as the nuclear physicists.

Sure, pick any you like. Facilities have seen better days though....
See the note about Doctors.

Anywhere you like. You have food and ammo to pay them right?

What map?

Look on your trailer / 2 1/2 tonne truck.

You know "famous" equals "sniper bait" right?

Why haven't you read the game background material yet?

*facepalm*

I take it you're not yet familiar with the KGB, GRU, CIA, DIA, Mossad, and a bunch of similar secretive organisations like that?

Mmmm, that rotting dog carcass is looking mighty tasty right now!

Sure, why not. Might glow in the dark just a little, but you're not going to let that stop you right?

Just keep travelling along roads with no thought of stealth and concealment. I'm sure they'll find you before too long.

I'm calling you out! You owe me a new screen protector! I was drinking coffee while I read this. My keys are a little sticky and smell like french roast now too...

[Olefin]

I actually like these questions a lot

Just to give you a few examples for Kenya (still putting the whole list together)

What is the deal with religion?

Answer - About 70% of Kenyans are Christians, split between Protestants and Catholics, twenty or so percent worship various indigenous religions and the Somalis are almost all Muslims plus you have a sprinkling of Hindus and Sikhs as well - and relations between the Muslims and the Christians are not good currently given the Somali's repeated attempts to grab off the Somali areas of Kenya.

What enemies are terrorizing the countryside sufficiently that if I kill them I will become famous?

Answer - Joseph Kony in LRA run Uganda, the heads of the PARA in Tanzania or Osama Bin Laden who is part of the terrorist group that bombed the US embassies in 1998 and who is in Somalia

Are there any wars brewing I could go fight?

Answer - possible wars - LRA versus the French in the Central African Republic, French attempt to overthrow the LRA in Uganda, LRA Uganda versus either Rwanda or Kenya or both (if Kony is that stupid to take on both which he is), all kinds of fun still occurring in what used to be the Congo, the US and Kenya against the PARA

Where can I hire mercenaries?

Answer - There are mercenary groups for hire in Nairobi, Kisumu and Mombasa and there are always people looking for work at Rick's American Cafe in Mombasa. Pieter Hendriks who leads Total Security Inc in Nairobi is always looking for new assignments if the fee is right.

[Legbreaker]

Originally Posted by swaghauler

I'm calling you out! You owe me a new screen protector! I was drinking coffee while I read this. My keys are a little sticky and smell like french roast now too...

My work here is done.