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Old 05-22-2012, 10:16 PM
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I've decided I don't want a high-class call girl this year. I've grown fat in my middle age, and I want another go at Basic. And a new ankle, shoulder, and lower back. And a cure for fibromyalgia.

And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!!
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:22 PM
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Happy birthday! If you don't want them, can I have the high class call girls? I'm getting fat myself and they say sex burns a lot of chalories. And I don't want to try Basic at this stage in my life.
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Old 05-22-2012, 10:33 PM
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And to convince my paranoid gastroenterologist that just because my biological father died of colon cancer DOES NOT mean I need a colonoscopy every damn time he's a little suspicious!!!!!!!
Dang. Well everyone needs a hobby right?
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Many happy returns; but not of the colonoscopy.
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:10 AM
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Happy birthday, good sir.
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Happy birthday! Now, if you please bend over that table - this is going to feel a bit uncomf...err...
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lol Happy B-day, maybe the Doc is just sweet on ya.?? :P
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Damnit and Targan was looking forward to being your high price call girl!

I am putting off going to my female doctor because she has a plastic glove with my name on it!
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Damnit and Targan was looking forward to being your high price call girl!


Everybody has a price my friend. It might well be a REALLY high price, but you know it's true.

And oh yeah, (belated) happy birthday Paul!
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:47 PM
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I am putting off going to my female doctor because she has a plastic glove with my name on it!
That reminds me of my intake physical for ROTC. Standing there is a doctor -- a pretty brunette captain about 26 years old, I might add, and when she used the finger, well, BOING! She just smiled and said she'd take it as a compliment, and sent me to the next station.
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Hope you had a good one Bro. I quit having birthdays 50 years ago.. that way I can stay a teenager forever ) Family insists on 'anniversary' parties though
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Happy birthday! Now, if you please bend over that table - this is going to feel a bit uncomf...err...
LOL... reminds me of when I went for the prostate biopsy. Here I lay on the table, doctor and nurse are there ready to proceed. Insturments included the flashlight sized tube for the arse. Doc says, "you'll feel a little prick." to which I replied.. "Doc that is NOT what I want to hear from a man standing behind me.." Nurse turned to face the wall... proceedure was delayed 15 minutes for them to regain composure. BTW.. it DOES hurt no matter what they say. The reason they took six samples.. 'easier to get them the first time than try to get them back on the table a second time' per the doctor AFTER the proceedure.
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:58 PM
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Happy Birthday Paul.

AS some one who has more B-Days than any one on the board exept Grae, All I can say about it is,,,,

At least you are on THIS side if the daisies!!!

BTW,

My B-Day is 5/30. There are a couple of shots of fine single malt scotch waiting the day.

My $0.02

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