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OT: The Art of the Deal
I just parlayed a cat into an AR-15/M4 carbine. Yep. I've wanted a semi-auto rifle for a while now but the wife was just not having it. I even found a couple of very affordable ARs at, of all places, Wal Mart, but she wouldn't budge an inch- no amount of research or reasoned arguments ("I really want one, hon.") would sway her. In all fairness, I was the same way about cats. She had a couple when we got married and, when they moved on about 8 years ago, I vowed never again. I've held strong all that time. Well, we're at the pet store on Sunday and she spots this little grey tabby.
"Can we get a cat?" She asks, giving me her best puppy dog eyes. "Can I get a rifle?" I counter, with a hint of bitterness. She called my bluff, or I called hers- either way, there's a little grey tabby running around my house and I'm the proud owner of Windham Weaponry M4A3/SRC .223/5.56mm carbine. That, my friends, is how it's done.
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Remember, Mr. Rifle does not get to play with Mr. Kitty, at any range.
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lol... just wait, it's not over yet. Better start thinking of the next thing you want she doesn't want you to have, just in case.
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Never heard of Windham Weaponry, but congrats anyway.
I'm so glad I don't have that problem. Not with the ex-wife, and not with the current girlfriend. |
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I don't have a wife, or girlfriend to put a stop to those dreams... just a paranoid government prone to knee jerk reactions over mass killings.
Thread calls for an uploaded pic or two doesn't it, so I can really get jealous. |
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What a great deal. Too bad I've already reached the household limit of 2 cats and one dog. Hmmm. One cat is pretty old (about 17 years), maybe I should make some plans.
Congradulations!
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Well played, Sir!!
(Tip of the hat) My $0.02 Mike |
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Nicely done! And now that you have them both, one problem solves the other
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My $0.02 Mike |
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I wonder if I can still work that deal when my black lab dies... |
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You learn when and where to fight battles. (PIck your ground VERY carefully!!!) My $0.02 Mike |
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I've got something like an 80% casualty rate. I keep getting sucked into ambushes and spoiling attacks :P
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"YES,DEAR" !!!! My $0.02 Mike |
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I wouldn't be too quick to write off the cat, Rae. After all, with proper selection and training, you can have a Tactical Cat:
Unfortunately, Tactical Cats tend to overestimate their proficiency in other areas and then you have the damnedest time getting them out of the armory: - C.
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Congrats on the new carbine! I think Windam Weapons is just the old Bushmaster Firearms factory brought back online. Bushmaster used to be in Windam, Maine until a few years ago. Now they are in New York and under Remington. When they were in Windam, Maine I was always pleased with the customer service.
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@ Rae:
Well done! @ Tegyrius: LOL - A tactical cat - who would not want one?
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My parents had a standing agreement: if he got a new brass locomotive for his model railroad, she got a new coat (or other item of clothing worth a lot of $$$).
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every time I read this thread I'm reminded of the old joke- I got a new rifle for my wife. What a great trade!
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- C.
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Or another oldie but goodie: "I'm missing my ex-wife - I need to aim better".
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Shnikeys! The Aimpoint PRO costs over half what the rifle did! I'll be lucky if I can squeeze out another $100 for this gun. There's no way I'm getting another cat!
For the moment, I think I'm going with a decent pair of flip up BUIS and a cheap-o open reflex sight. In a couple of years, I'll lobby for a good optic.
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I'm jealous.
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Buy quality and you only pay once. I'd imagine you can find any number of people who have gone the cheap route when it comes to anything firearm related, only to later turn around and pay for the quality item they should have bought in the first place. Whether it's magazines, optics, ammo, or the firearms themselves. I can't tell you how many people I've known who bought an SKS as their "Just in case shit gets real" rifle, because they couldn't afford an AR and the SKS was 'good enough'....until they took part in a simulation shoot we put together, and realized that pretty much the only thing the SKS has going for it is its low price. Ergonomics aren't good, accuracy isn't very good (though better than the el-cheapo AK's that were flooding the market 8 or so year ago, and gave AK's a bad name accuracy-wise), it holds less rounds and is slower to reload than the AR or AK. In the end, they ALL bought AR's or AK's. But they'd spent anywhere from $300 to $800 on the SKS, depending on how much ammo, magazines or optics (always a bad choice, dressing up an SKS), and other assorted junk they'd bought for it. $800 could get 6 MagPul P-Mags (I've found them for as little as $11-$12 before online) and a case of 5.56mm ammo, and if you shopped wisely still have enough for you and a friend to have lunch at Five Guys, and the gas to get there. Search the Interwebs and find a good optic for a decent price. Check out Lewis Machine & Tool. I can't remember if they made flip up sights, but their regular BUIS is excellent. Once I can afford to build again I may try MagPul's offering, but right now LMT is the only place I look for BUIS's. And do what I do: scour the Marketplace at AR15.com and AR15Adviser, especially the former. If you're not a member, join. AR15.com is where I got my EOTech, years back. Sorry for the rant. I've seen so many mistakes made when it comes to firearms, I try to keep people from making them over again. And yes, I've made a few myself. |
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I second the EOTech.
Those things are not insanely pricy, and solid optics. Get a magnifier for it and you are good to go. Just don't go all geardo on us. I'm a believer in keeping it sparse: Optic, Light (Only put on when you need it, otherwise stays in its pouch on your rig), fore grip, and maybe a Laser (Laser/Light combos - if they are good ones, are a good idea) for the ability to make your point on someone without making the situation turn into a bad day in bosnia.
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Though I tend to add a forward grip, esp on carbines. That's a personal preference kind of thing, though. |
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Not trying to hijack the thread, but when it comes to optics and weapon accessories, am I the only one who steers away from things that need batteries? I've never had something that runs on batteries that didn't die on me when I needed it and I have a fear of that happening with a weapon.
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No, and thats a valid concern. I also own an ACOG, and thats one reason I bought it.
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