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Default OT - Sex in an Abrams Tank (Split from The Longer Version Part 11)
Split this thread off. As much as we enjoyed the one liners it does break the flow of Web's narrative.

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And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
This is definitely in the top ten list of oddest facts I have picked up on this board.
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And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
Fascinating...
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And just to be a bit off-topic, she found out at REFORGER one year that there is enough room for sex in an Abrams...
[INSERT]off-color remark about big gun going off.[/INSERT]
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[INSERT]off-color remark about big gun going off.[/INSERT]
Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.
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Likewise off colour comment about sub calibre penetrator.
I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

"UP!"
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I guess the loader was hollering this for reasons other than the blast door being in the ready position:

"UP!"
Rapidly echoed by the gunner yelling 'On the way!'
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Like they used to make us say in Basic:

This is my weapon (point at rifle)
This is my gun (point at crotch)
This is for fighting
This is for fun.
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I shouldn't encourage this sort of thing... (Sigh)

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I guess she found her own "silver bullet" then, huh....
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The armoured corps can really 'pound' the target
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"...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
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"...penetrator produces spalling on the interior..."
I was so going to say something like this yesterday but I was concerned others might think it was in bad taste. LOL!
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Jeez, I totally hijacked Webstral's thread...sorry guy!
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What does it say about us on here that we have a seperate thread about this
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Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
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Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
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I think that Chuck Norris was born in a tank... the only way to prevent his powers (even as a baby) from destroying the earth.
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Going even further off topic. Does anyone remember a film where a baby was born inside a tank. I remember the soldier assisting the mother put condoms on his fingers in order to provide some form of sterile barrier when he was touching the baby. Seemed like a good example of field improvisation.
That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.
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That was "Big Red One" I think with Lee Marvin. Started with him in WWI in one of the last engagements (he killed a German just after the armistice I near a large cross) through to just after the German surrender in 1945 (where once again he almost killed a German but saved his life).
The baby was born in a destroyed tank near the same cross.
Thanks, that is it. I remember the cross. There was either a sniper or an observation post hidden in it.
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That's right. I think in 1918 it was used by the German and in 1944-45 by the Americans (while the baby was being delivered).
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LOL I really have to watch that movie again.

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Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex????

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Not quite sex in a tank, but maybe APC-sex????

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I've just come back from doing our weekly shopping and this looks kind of like Tesco's car park, apart from the snow
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Two comments...

First sex in the tank.... I was just wondering if he was just shooting Blanks...


Second -- it MUST have been a female driver doing the parking!!
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