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08-07-2009, 02:02 AM
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OT: Invade New Zealand
Funny little website
http://www.invadenewzealand.com/ Probably not entirely accurate, I'm sure they have some trained attack sheep they could use for defence 
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08-07-2009, 06:32 AM
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New Zealand no longer has any real combat arm to its airforce but it has ANZAC class frigates in its navy and that crap about 0% infantry? Quality-wise I would say that the New Zealand Army is equal to the Australian Army. The New Zealand SAS are just as terrifying as the Australia and British SAS, there are just far fewer of them.
I challenge 100 of anybody else's infantry to go up against 100 Maori New Zealand soldiers. It would be very, very bloody but you would easily be able to identify the Maoris because they would be the ones smiling the whole time.
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08-07-2009, 06:38 AM
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100 to 100? That's far from fair!
Make it 100 of anyone else to 10 Maoris and it'd be at least close to even...
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08-07-2009, 01:06 PM
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All I can say is this should prove the Australian designs on New Zealand beyond the shadow of a doubt..Why would Australia desire such a thing? Simple, Lebensraum for their Vegamite and Fosters empties!
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08-08-2009, 07:27 AM
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Fosters is the crap we export to the rest of the world.
We keep the good stuff for ourselves! 
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
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08-08-2009, 10:30 AM
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I have a better idea -- a conduct a peaceful invasion of New Zealand's women!
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08-08-2009, 01:58 PM
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And the Americans still haven't caught on that Canada's special forces are already in place and we have started the invasion already.
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08-08-2009, 02:52 PM
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08-08-2009, 03:32 PM
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We will give you everything south of the Mason Dixon line!
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08-08-2009, 03:34 PM
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08-08-2009, 04:32 PM
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New Zealand......hmmmmm, I dated a Kiwi girl once....oh what a happy memory. Hmmm one of the two or three times I attempted Rugby they were Kiwis playing and some Samoans and Maoeries <spelling> nope, an invasion of NZ, not a chance. I say evacuate the women and beer and then we use tactical nukes. They are much like Mongo from Blazing Sadles....."No, you don't want to shoot him. Shooting him will only make him mad."
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08-09-2009, 04:29 AM
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Three films I can recommend that portray well the terrifying fighting prowess of the Maori - Once Were Warriors and its sequel What Becomes of the Broken Hearted, and Utu. The latter film is about a Maori warrior who is a member of the British Army and goes rogue when a different unit of the British Army destroys his home village. Brutal.
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08-09-2009, 04:30 AM
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08-13-2009, 10:02 PM
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