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Old 12-09-2008, 10:11 PM
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last pic makes me wish I was in Norway or wherever Norwegian troops got sent during t2K.
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Old 12-09-2008, 10:35 PM
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Amen Brother...
With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts. Being killed with your pants down what a shame.

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Old 12-09-2008, 11:37 PM
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:37 AM
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i wouldn't have it any other way moe
as long as it wasnt a premature execution I agree as far as the way to go.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:39 AM
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for every sweet looking trooper (female guys,female..) , there is at least one looking not so sweet in the Norwegian forces. (Although the increased professionalization of our hitherto conscripted army has brought interesting new comrades in arms to the field...
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(this led to some serious drift so I am moving it to our Male only thread )

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Thanks again for the warm welcome everyone.

Don't worry- I promise I won't make anyone wear pants or put on deoderant. I wouldn't want to cramp anyone's style. As far as the toilet seat bit, I wonder why I always hear women complaining about the toilet seat being up, but never hear men complaining that it's always down...Go figure.
There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!
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There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!
The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

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Forget it... the moment she asks you are dead meat!!
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The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

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...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word"
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...how about ...." Define fat....." or " fat is such a ugly word"

You want to switch the conversation away from fat (where you can do nothing but lose) and towards something that is to your credit--thus the reference to the longevity of the relationship. Any conversation that starts with the question "Do I look fat?" is rather akin to Dunkirk. You've already lost the fight for France at that point. However, with some redirection you can save the survivors and fight another day.

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There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!
If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.
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If you're feeling lucky, you can always put on your Male Chauvinist Pig imitation and say:
"Yeah, but only in the RIGHT places!" , and drool appropriately while trying to grope her.
You'll either get a roll in the hay or a frying pan across the face.
Well, I suppose that'd probably work better than the one I tried out:

Her: "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Me: "Honey, it ain't the jeans."

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I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...
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I wonder if all these fat jokes should be seperated from our only female forum members intro thread...
I think it should move into the General Chauvinism thread.
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Maybe that should be General Pain's next character -- General Chauvinism!

BTW, is that nephew of General Pain you're playing right now called Private Pain?
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