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Old 07-09-2009, 03:12 PM
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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls alot recently, when I ask for their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my BMW R1150 GS motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:24 AM
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:02 AM
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Valve covers are tricky thing, I suggest take it back to the dealer!
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:04 AM
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Valve covers are tricky thing, I suggest take it back to the dealer!
...that was my first thought aswell....in regards to the woman...as I have said before the norwegian word for marriage is the same as the word for POISON.... "GIFT"...strange since it means something totally different in english....the world is strange eh....
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:26 AM
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Jeeeez hope the bike is OK. My warmest to you buddy. A lil' oil can really hurt.
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