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Old 12-09-2008, 11:11 PM
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Default general chauvinism ;)

(split from post-apocalyptic picture thread)

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last pic makes me wish I was in Norway or wherever Norwegian troops got sent during t2K.
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:35 PM
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Amen Brother...
With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts. Being killed with your pants down what a shame.

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i wouldn't have it any other way moe
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i wouldn't have it any other way moe
as long as it wasnt a premature execution I agree as far as the way to go.
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Old 12-10-2008, 01:39 AM
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for every sweet looking trooper (female guys,female..) , there is at least one looking not so sweet in the Norwegian forces. (Although the increased professionalization of our hitherto conscripted army has brought interesting new comrades in arms to the field...
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I hope there are no former KGB reading this. Now, they have a hint on how you can defeat US. In fact, they might know already and from now on I will suspect all those Russian girls being advertised on the net to be as many attacks carried out at the West
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good point Mo could the one in the picture with the KLMK camo could actually be a female KGB operative!

And if the Norwegian Trooper on the right isn't hot enough the Isreali one on the left with the little braids just about brings a tear to my eye

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Old 12-10-2008, 05:14 AM
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it would appear that the genious plan is already in effect -see this top secret footage that diligent operatives have secured :

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/unca...inian_army.jpg

(well the thread is derailing nicely already so I thought I would add to the general chauvenism ..)
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it would appear that the genious plan is already in effect -see this top secret footage that diligent operatives have secured :

http://www.blackfive.net/photos/unca...inian_army.jpg

(well the thread is derailing nicely already so I thought I would add to the general chauvenism ..)
If I do split this thread you have given me the new title "general chauvinism"
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If I do split this thread you have given me the new title "general chauvinism"
I love it. Another "guilty pleasure" as KCDusk so succinctly put it in the Favourite US Weapons thread.
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Amen Brother...
Those girls are usually lesbians or worse....wife-material....but...there is a lot of beatiful girls in norway....


and i'm not posting pictures of them either...muahahah
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With some of you people, Ireally whish I'll be with the ennemy forces. While you'll be occupied at running after your fellow girl's soldier, the ennemy would have plenty of time to kick your butts. Being killed with your pants down what a shame.
I must admit I think killing someone with theirs or yours pants down is a shame aswell.......
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....but...there is a lot of beatiful girls in norway....
Lucky for me there are plenty of beautiful women in Australia too... only here it is nice and warm so women tend to wear less clothing.

In the words of the iconic Australian band Men At Work "I come from the land of plenty".
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Lucky for me there are plenty of beautiful women in Australia too... only here it is nice and warm so women tend to wear less clothing.
Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her."
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Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her."
....but it seems so pratical.....
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Yeah, but Aussie idea of a beautiful Sheila is "Waist high with a flat head so I can rest me beer on her."
Hah! The reason I find that particularly funny is that my new girlfriend is exactly 5 feet tall and I can comfortably rest my elbow on the top of her head!
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This drifted enough to deserve it's own thread.
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sorry to get the pic thread off track I thought I would redeem myself.

This is more what you would see in t2k


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If we ever get a female member (i am assuming we don't have any) I will put her into a separate User group and hide this thread from that group. That way our chauvinism will be kept secret.


So Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about this thread else where
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LOL. He did it.

By the way Borther in Arm, your last picture with the Grand ma seems logical to me. That's probably because of the old french saying stating that a machine gun delivers burst of "dragées" (candy). Grand-mas are well know for giving away candies .
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Is General Chauvinism in anyway related to General Pain?

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Is General Chauvinism in anyway related to General Pain?
I'm guessing it is his dad.
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I'm guessing it is his dad.
his dad was a major .

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I think he is a French general ?

I hope this link is commonly available btw :

http://girlsandguns.com/

as we are on the subject ( see post header )
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Those girls are usually lesbians or worse....wife-material....

That comment could apply to ANY woman could it not?
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One from the British Army....she's a Lance Corporal who entered the Miss England beauty contest...
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(this led to some serious drift so I am moving it to our Male only thread )

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Thanks again for the warm welcome everyone.

Don't worry- I promise I won't make anyone wear pants or put on deoderant. I wouldn't want to cramp anyone's style. As far as the toilet seat bit, I wonder why I always hear women complaining about the toilet seat being up, but never hear men complaining that it's always down...Go figure.
There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!
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There are certain things you can never be right about with women. Like when they ask you, "Do these make me look fat?" If you say no, they think you're lying, if you say nothing, they wonder what you're hiding, and for god sakes don't say yes!
The key to surviving is to say "No," without looking. She will point out that you didn't even look. You then reply that after all your time together you know what she looks like, and no outfit could ever make her look fat. She knows you're full of it, but you've slipped out of the ambush zone by referencing your long and undying love (or by implying that love has so impaired your judgment that there's no point in asking for an objective opinion).

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