OT: Targan's radio silence

[Targan]

Just letting you all know that from tomorrow I will be away from the forum for most if not all of the next week and a half. I'm off to the other side of the continent to get married. Please direct any requests/inquiries/derogatory comments regarding my possible parentage etc to my fellow mods during this period.

That's right, some crazy lass is making an honest man out of me. It's been a lovely f'n war, gentlemen. Bravo 2-6 out.

[simonmark6]

Congratulations Targan.

Insert cynical comment on marriage here.............

I'm very pleased for you. I hope you have a long and happy future together.

[Legbreaker]

Bloody hell!
You didn't put up much of a fight did you? Where's biological and chemical weapons? What about the nuke you've had stashed in the back shed "just in case"?
What's worse is you're coming over to my side of the country to do the dastardly deed too! Obviously too ashamed of yourself to do it where all your friends might see....

:cool:

[James Langham]

Just letting you all know that from tomorrow I will be away from the forum for most if not all of the next week and a half. I'm off to the other side of the continent to get married. Please direct any requests/inquiries/derogatory comments regarding my possible parentage etc to my fellow mods during this period.

That's right, some crazy lass is making an honest man out of me. It's been a lovely f'n war, gentlemen. Bravo 2-6 out.

Congratulations.

after this week I will be away for about the same time for the much less fun aspect of training cadets.

[Legbreaker]

...the much less fun aspect of training cadets.
There's a fine line between "training" and "torturing" them...
:zzwhip:

[WallShadow]

Targan is obviously under some insidious biological weapon's psychochemical effects--probably pheromone-based.
We must mount a mission to free him from this hormonal bondage!
Don't forget the MOPP suits--they may have more than one pheromone-dispensing units in his vicinity, and we can't afford to fall under their influence!

[Targan]

What's worse is you're coming over to my side of the country to do the dastardly deed too! Obviously too ashamed of yourself to do it where all your friends might see...

You funny man. Thanks Leg, that made me LOL. :D

[James Langham]

There's a fine line between "training" and "torturing" them...
:zzwhip:

Motivating them to learn covers both.... :-)

[Legbreaker]

We must mount a mission to free him from this hormonal bondage!

Perhaps it's the bondage he likes.... :whip:

[Fusilier]

Congratulations. Have fun.

[Rainbow Six]

Congratulations and best of luck for the future.

[kato13]

Congratulations

[Cdnwolf]

Check my status... congrats to another future newlywed!

[Raellus]

Congrats, mate.

[Targan]

Thanks for the kind words everyone. See you on the other side.

[Webstral]

Marriage is likely to make you less honest, unless you think walking away from "Does this make me look fat?" will result in less pain. No, my friend, you are about to enter a new realm of falsehoods. On the plus side, harmony-preserving lies make the world go 'round, so there's little need to feel guilty. I, for instance, am right now researching ways to teach basic math to toddlers. See how easy that is?

Congratulations on joining the brotherhood of monogamous truth-bending.

Ian

[kota1342000]

Copy Bravo 2-6, and congratulations. Regards to 2-6 Actual from us. :D

[Legbreaker]

Copy Bravo 2-6, and congratulations. Regards to 2-6 Actual from us. :D

And don't you forget you'll always be Bravo to her Alpha.
For the love of god, never, ever allow yourself to forget that! ;)

[atiff]

That's right, some crazy lass is making an honest man out of me.

Is that possible? :)

Congratulations nevertheless!

[James Langham]

Marriage is likely to make you less honest, unless you think walking away from "Does this make me look fat?" will result in less pain. No, my friend, you are about to enter a new realm of falsehoods. On the plus side, harmony-preserving lies make the world go 'round, so there's little need to feel guilty. I, for instance, am right now researching ways to teach basic math to toddlers. See how easy that is?

Congratulations on joining the brotherhood of monogamous truth-bending.

Ian

Teaching maths is easy - "you have 30 rounds in your magazine and fire a three round burst, how many rounds do you have left?"

[Snake Eyes]

Congratulations!

[boogiedowndonovan]

wow congrats!

JCADpxXn4Yo

[mikeo80]

Best wishes to you and the future Ms. Targan!!!

Couple of questions.....

You have told the lady about the gang that lurks here at the RPG forum??

You will let us know when she is in the same room so that we can TRY to get our best manners (BUUUURRRRRPPPP) ready?? :eek:

From one married man to a soon to be married man.....

The two best words to use during ANY discussion with the future Ms. Targan..

YES, DEAR!!!! :D

My $0.02

Mike

[Tombot]

The two best words to use during ANY discussion with the future Ms. Targan..

YES, DEAR!!!! :D

My $0.02

Mike

Ms. Targan... your funny! (But should ´nt it be Mrs. Targan from now on?) And your right... thats the 2 WORDS (you dont have to be married for that...)!

Congrats Kangaroo-with-a-beer! Always good to know when someone found his destination. Best wishes for the 2 of you

[natehale1971]

Problem is... it doesn't always work.

[Legbreaker]

Absolutely no need for marriage. Even some of my female friends I'm saying those two words too from time to time.

[pmulcahy11b]

The way I feel about marriage is...I always dreamed of Miss Right (not Miss Perfect -- Miss Right) and the white picket fence (on a military base) and 2.2 children...but I never found Miss Right and my military career tanked at its highest point. And now I'm nearly 50 and fat and mentally ill and it's just too damn late for any of that.

[Legbreaker]

Miss Rightnow is also an option for some although they usually cost an hourly rate...

[ChalkLine]

Congratulations Targan, it had to happen someday

[Targan]

Well I'm in Melbourne, Victoria and I've finally found a little bit of time to have to myself. Phew! Women can be such drama queens. I've been providing opinions and input here and there during the wedding planning process but mostly I've been trying to hide and hope no one notices me. Amazing how fast you can blow $10k.

Wedding is tomorrow at noon. The bride-to-be and I are spending the night apart. I think I'll have a couple of stiff drinks tonight. Well, maybe more than a couple!

[Adm.Lee]

Congratulations, then.

[Mohoender]

Congratulations. Really glad for you.

[headquarters]

Copy Bravo 2-6, and congratulations. Regards to 2-6 Actual from us. :D

too true

Congrats Targan - lots of happiness to you both. Word of advice - the liberties you retain after tying the knot are the ones you openly proclaimed inalienable when you were in love. Whatever you thought was implied between you in regards to how you spend your time will be taken away from you. Please make sure to tell her that spending time on this forums is non-negotiable.

:D

[Targan]

Word of advice - the liberties you retain after tying the knot are the ones you openly proclaimed inalienable when you were in love. Whatever you thought was implied between you in regards to how you spend your time will be taken away from you. Please make sure to tell her that spending time on this forums is non-negotiable.

Argh! I did forget! Which is exactly why I've jumped on to a computer to say hi to you all during these 10 minutes of our honeymoon when the new wifey has gone to the shops! Must type quickly, I think she may have returned...

[Legbreaker]

Crap. I think I've caught Targan's disease. I'm seriously considering chasing a woman halfway around the world at the moment.... :(

[pmulcahy11b]

Gee, and I can't even get a high-class call girl out of you guys! I guess for my 50th next year, all I'll get is AARP...

[Legbreaker]

Tell you what, I'll send you one of my old castoffs. ;)
Got to look after our friends. :p

[natehale1971]

Hell... if you've got castoffs, send one my way... just one that won't abandon someone if they get hurt really badly (like my so-called 'wife' did to me)

[Legbreaker]

How about the 35 year old Chinese nurse who's been stalking me for the past year? :confused: Looking to marry and have kids sometime in the next ten seconds....

Or perhaps the single mother/professional chef (32) who smokes like a chimney? Firecracker where it counts but can't quite keep her clothes on... ;)

Not quite your style? Then perhaps the wannabe politician (33) for the Greens (yes, a card carrying tree hugger). Easy on the eye, sweet daughter but a bit nature mad.

[natehale1971]

How about the 35 year old Chinese nurse who's been stalking me for the past year? :confused: Looking to marry and have kids sometime in the next ten seconds....

Or perhaps the single mother/professional chef (32) who smokes like a chimney? Firecracker where it counts but can't quite keep her clothes on... ;)

Not quite your style? Then perhaps the wannabe politician (33) for the Greens (yes, a card carrying tree hugger). Easy on the eye, sweet daughter but a bit nature mad.


The first two sounds good. :) got pictures i can see to make my final choice? :D i'd like to have an S.O. who'd make a good model for my artwork ;)

[mikeo80]

Crap. I think I've caught Targan's disease. I'm seriously considering chasing a woman halfway around the world at the moment.... :(

Don't worry about the disease, Leg. I caught it almost 25 years ago!!!

25th anniversary 10/1/11

(Maybe she caught me??)

The way I see it, I chased her until she caught me???~~~!!!! :D

Welcome to the club!!

My $0.02

Mike

[Legbreaker]

Don't worry about the disease, Leg. I caught it almost 25 years ago!!!
I got burnt pretty badly first time around. This one is a keeper though I think, even though she ambushed me from a totally unexpected direction and fought using gorgeous looks, sweet smile and amazing personality (ie she fights dirty).
I think I failed my Obs roll rather handily... :cool:

[mikeo80]

Here and there in the forum, I am seeing Targan posting.

Ummm......

It is your HONEYMOON, dude.

Surely you have better things to do than post with a bunch of smelly, burping, farting, drinking, eating, smoking (for those that do) guys.... :panzer:

Ummm.....

Does Mrs. Targan KNOW what you are doing??????

Cause if she is in the room, us guys need to know!!!!

We would like to try and have our best manners when the new Mrs. Targan arrives.

My $0.02

Mike

[Targan]

Ummm.....

Does Mrs. Targan KNOW what you are doing??????

Cause if she is in the room, us guys need to know!!!!

We would like to try and have our best manners when the new Mrs. Targan arrives.

LOL! She doesn't care, for the last couple of hours she's been playing Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 3DS I bought her for her birthday (which was the day after our wedding).

[natehale1971]

Here and there in the forum, I am seeing Targan posting.

Ummm......

It is your HONEYMOON, dude.

Surely you have better things to do than post with a bunch of smelly, burping, farting, drinking, eating, smoking (for those that do) guys.... :panzer:

Ummm.....

Does Mrs. Targan KNOW what you are doing??????

Cause if she is in the room, us guys need to know!!!!

We would like to try and have our best manners when the new Mrs. Targan arrives.

My $0.02

Mike


Yeah... we need to at least know so we can put on our pants when she's in the room. :)

[kato13]

LOL! She doesn't care, for the last couple of hours she's been playing Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 3DS I bought her for her birthday (which was the day after our wedding).

I feel better for not banning you for a week like I had considered. (It would have been explained as "Banned because he has better things to do this week")


also very nice marrying her right next to her birthday. Easier to remember the two important dates that way.

[Grimace]

Belated congratulations to you Targan! Here's to happiness! :naughty:

[Antenna]

@Targan

A good advice from a old warrior soul, if your newly wed wife asks you anything answer her first question even if it may be the wrong answer you give.

If you don't she might belive that you have lost interest in her and there will be more questions that leads to WW1-type of trench war two weeks later.

Antti

[natehale1971]

let's see if this works...

"The Tender Trap" by Frank Sinatra...

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[mikeo80]

Yeah... we need to at least know so we can put on our pants when she's in the room. :)

And quickly shove the empty pizza boxes and drained beer cans into a LARGE trash bag for a down and dirty clean up.

My $0.02

Mike

[natehale1971]

An experiment to see if i can do this without Kato fixing it for me... :D

qGPBFvDz_HM

[natehale1971]

I did it!

I hope everyone likes Sexy women destroying symbols of Communist Oppression as my experiment!

[mikeo80]

I did it!

I hope everyone likes Sexy women destroying symbols of Communist Oppression as my experiment!

Sexy Women are ALWAYS welcome here!!!! :D

My $0.02

Mike

[Targan]

Sexy Women are ALWAYS welcome here!!!! :D

Absolutely! If all of you other forumites had boobs I'd like you a lot more :sasmokin:

[natehale1971]

Boobs... Boobs... BOOBS!

Good Boobs...
http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/boobs.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/S_K0zg_WwKI/AAAAAAAAAP8/Mu2XvMVzvz0/s1600/epic-boobs-epic-boobs-wall-demotivational-poster-1258585964.jpg

One lucky cat...

http://xahlee.org/sex/i/firefox_boobs.jpg

And Bad Boobs...

http://myg.me/u/2010/08/Man-Boobs.png

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/514610/80527642.jpg

[Targan]

Oh man... thanks Nate. I take it back. I don't want any of you to have boobs, ok?

Those man boob photos... I want to scrub out my brain.

[natehale1971]

Oh man... thanks Nate. I take it back. I don't want any of you to have boobs, ok?

Those man boob photos... I want to scrub out my brain.

Glad to be of service! :D

check these ladies out...

http://artworkbydon.com/girls.html

[Brother in Arms]

HOLYSH*T TARGAN GOT MARRIED!

the world is a crazy and awesome place!!!!

....to be fair I probably will as well (but im going to wait her out enemy at the gates style)....I did move to another state with another memeber of this forum after all. Though I dont think she has posted in ages..FrankieFisticuffs infact i need to get her lazy ass out of bed.

Congrats Targ I hope your a happy Man

[Targan]

Thanks Brother! Very happy indeed. Apart from coming down with the flu during the honeymoon. Still trying to kick it now.