The Moderator's day off...

[pmulcahy11b]

Let's start a bizarre thread while he's off that will make him say, "WTF?".

Here's my idea: the use of water balloons in T2K.

[copeab]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

Let's start a bizarre thread while he's off that will make him say, "WTF?".

Here's my idea: the use of water balloons in T2K.

Nah. Condoms filled with diet lime Jell-O.

[TiggerCCW UK]

A flight of pigeons trained to poo on your enemy. Spreads disease and lowers morale all in one.

[pmulcahy11b]

How about a FASCAM round that's loaded with dirty diapers instead of mines?

[pmulcahy11b]

Have the PCs attacked by a previously-unknown marauder unit -- the Knights Who Say Ni!

[Jason Weiser]

The tactical applications of day-glo orange paint and mexican mariachi music during night operations?

[cavtroop]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

How about a FASCAM round that's loaded with dirty diapers instead of mines?

I can supply PLENTY of ammo for this. Just let me know where to mail them to...

[pmulcahy11b]

I've got it! A tank gun APERS round -- instead of dispensing flechettes, it dispenses banana cream pies!

[pmulcahy11b]

Originally Posted by TiggerCCW UK

A flight of pigeons trained to poo on your enemy. Spreads disease and lowers morale all in one.

That reminds me of a line from a science fiction story I read in Omni magazine when I was a teenager. They were being attacked by pterodactyl-like flying reptiles, and one of the characters yells, "Take cover! They're divecrapping us!"

[Mohoender]

Originally Posted by TiggerCCW UK

A flight of pigeons trained to poo on your enemy. Spreads disease and lowers morale all in one.

This is already a reality. They are all in a tree not far from my house. If you park your car there and stay for a couple hours, you sure that it will be entirely covered with poo. Of course, this parking space is always free as we are keeping it for foreigners and tourists.

[pmulcahy11b]

I don't know who here is old enough to remember the Mel Brooks movie High Anxiety, but there is a great scene where he's running through the park screaming -- it looks like every pigeon in the park has come together just to crap on him!