|
|
|
#33
08-07-2011, 02:50 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Lol
Quote:
Congrats Targan - lots of happiness to you both. Word of advice - the liberties you retain after tying the knot are the ones you openly proclaimed inalienable when you were in love. Whatever you thought was implied between you in regards to how you spend your time will be taken away from you. Please make sure to tell her that spending time on this forums is non-negotiable. 
|
|
#34
08-08-2011, 07:40 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
 "It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
|
|
#35
08-08-2011, 08:28 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Crap. I think I've caught Targan's disease. I'm seriously considering chasing a woman halfway around the world at the moment....
__________________
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
|
|
#36
08-08-2011, 09:54 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Gee, and I can't even get a high-class call girl out of you guys! I guess for my 50th next year, all I'll get is AARP...
__________________
I'm guided by the beauty of our weapons...First We Take Manhattan, Jennifer Warnes Entirely too much T2K stuff here: www.pmulcahy.com
|
|
#37
08-09-2011, 06:57 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Tell you what, I'll send you one of my old castoffs.
 Got to look after our friends. 
__________________
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
|
|
#38
08-09-2011, 07:01 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Hell... if you've got castoffs, send one my way... just one that won't abandon someone if they get hurt really badly (like my so-called 'wife' did to me)
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#39
08-09-2011, 07:14 PM
|
||||
|
||||
Legbreakers dating service
How about the 35 year old Chinese nurse who's been stalking me for the past year?
 Looking to marry and have kids sometime in the next ten seconds....Or perhaps the single mother/professional chef (32) who smokes like a chimney? Firecracker where it counts but can't quite keep her clothes on... Not quite your style? Then perhaps the wannabe politician (33) for the Greens (yes, a card carrying tree hugger). Easy on the eye, sweet daughter but a bit nature mad.
__________________
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
|
|
#40
08-09-2011, 07:20 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
The first two sounds good.  got pictures i can see to make my final choice? i'd like to have an S.O. who'd make a good model for my artwork
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#41
08-09-2011, 08:32 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Quote:
25th anniversary 10/1/11 (Maybe she caught me??) The way I see it, I chased her until she caught me???~~~!!!! Welcome to the club!! My $0.02 Mike
|
|
#42
08-10-2011, 12:55 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
I think I failed my Obs roll rather handily... 
__________________
If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem
|
|
#43
08-11-2011, 09:45 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
What's up Targan?
Here and there in the forum, I am seeing Targan posting.
Ummm...... It is your HONEYMOON, dude. Surely you have better things to do than post with a bunch of smelly, burping, farting, drinking, eating, smoking (for those that do) guys....  Ummm..... Does Mrs. Targan KNOW what you are doing?????? Cause if she is in the room, us guys need to know!!!! We would like to try and have our best manners when the new Mrs. Targan arrives. My $0.02 Mike
|
|
#44
08-11-2011, 10:44 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
"It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
|
|
#45
08-11-2011, 11:39 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
Yeah... we need to at least know so we can put on our pants when she's in the room.
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#46
08-11-2011, 10:53 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
also very nice marrying her right next to her birthday. Easier to remember the two important dates that way.
|
|
#48
08-12-2011, 01:24 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
@Targan
A good advice from a old warrior soul, if your newly wed wife asks you anything answer her first question even if it may be the wrong answer you give. If you don't she might belive that you have lost interest in her and there will be more questions that leads to WW1-type of trench war two weeks later. Antti
__________________
SISU - the ability to show the warrior inside you in the right moment ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SISUKNIPPEN - many of those with SISU
|
|
#49
08-12-2011, 04:11 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
let's see if this works...
"The Tender Trap" by Frank Sinatra... kato13 edited to embed the youtube link. instructions here Embedding Youtube!
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it. Last edited by kato13; 08-12-2011 at 09:43 AM.
|
|
#50
08-12-2011, 05:57 AM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Quote:
My $0.02 Mike
|
|
#51
08-12-2011, 05:44 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
An experiment to see if i can do this without Kato fixing it for me...
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#52
08-12-2011, 05:45 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I did it!
I hope everyone likes Sexy women destroying symbols of Communist Oppression as my experiment!
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#53
08-13-2011, 07:29 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Quote:
My $0.02 Mike
|
|
#54
08-13-2011, 08:04 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
"It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
|
|
#55
08-13-2011, 08:14 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Boobs... Boobs... BOOBS!
Good Boobs...   One lucky cat...  And Bad Boobs...  
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it.
|
|
#56
08-13-2011, 10:10 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Oh man... thanks Nate. I take it back. I don't want any of you to have boobs, ok?
Those man boob photos... I want to scrub out my brain.
__________________
"It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
|
|
#57
08-13-2011, 10:13 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Quote:
check these ladies out... http://artworkbydon.com/girls.html
__________________
Fuck being a hero. Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, your kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. I do this because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so I'm doing it. Last edited by natehale1971; 08-13-2011 at 10:21 PM.
|
|
#58
08-19-2011, 12:27 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
HOLYSH*T TARGAN GOT MARRIED!
the world is a crazy and awesome place!!!! ....to be fair I probably will as well (but im going to wait her out enemy at the gates style)....I did move to another state with another memeber of this forum after all. Though I dont think she has posted in ages..FrankieFisticuffs infact i need to get her lazy ass out of bed. Congrats Targ I hope your a happy Man
|
|
#59
08-19-2011, 10:36 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Thanks Brother! Very happy indeed. Apart from coming down with the flu during the honeymoon. Still trying to kick it now.
__________________
"It is better to be feared than loved" - Nicolo Machiavelli
|
 |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (0 members and 4 guests) | |
|
|
Linear Mode
