How to screw the enemy

[swaghauler]

Another "dirty trick" I have first hand experience with (in f***ing Texas no less) is adding a gallon or two of water (preferably salt water or water laced with sand) to the fuel systems of most vehicles. This will overwhelm the water filter/particulate strainer and starve the vehicle of fuel in from a few minutes to a couple of hours of operation (depending on how much water is added to the fuel). My Pete (with TWO separator/strainers) was disabled by 1 gallon of sea water added to my passenger side tank. The downside is that any mechanic will know what happened and be able to fix it by draining the fuel system and changing the filters. The upside is that this is a cheap and easy way to disable a valuable vehicle. If you win the fight and capture the disabled vehicle; You can very easily restore that vehicle to function as well.

[Rockwolf66]

Capture an Enemy personnel, dope them up, sew them into a Suicide vest. then drop them off near a suspected(or known) enemy encampment. Wait for them to attract attention and then see if anyone tries to grab them. Then once A: they draw a crowd or B: someone notices the vests purpose. Set off the vest.

Human Claymore anyone?

[Legbreaker]

I see a few war crime charges are likely with you lot!

[ArmySGT.]

Originally Posted by Legbreaker

I see a few war crime charges are likely with you lot!

Not a crime if you don't get caught!

[Targan]

Originally Posted by Legbreaker

I see a few war crime charges are likely with you lot!

If you're not careful I'll get Major Po to chime in on this discussion. Then there'll be tears and possibly breaking out the barf bags.

[ArmySGT.]

Besides what could Lot have done? I am sure she is a very nice girl and could not have done all those terrible things. You must be mistaken.

[pmulcahy11b]

I would think you'd begin with your penis

[ArmySGT.]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

I would think you'd begin with your penis

And that is why we can't have nice things!

[LT. Ox]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

I would think you'd begin with your penis

Eh , Paul, perhaps , I’m saying just perhaps you took this a little too literal. LMAO

[Legbreaker]

Yeah....I'd change the thread title to add "with" but apparently you can't do that...

[Rockwolf66]

"Sir what do you mean I can't send the Enemy that video of his mother entertaining Third Platoon? She was a wonderful person she even baked us cookies.It's not her fault her son turned out to be a POS."