OT - 50 Ways to Kill Major Po

pmulcahy11b · #1 02-22-2010, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Legbreaker

Catches swine or bird flu. Dies a slow and horrible death a few weeks later (possibly at own hand to put himself out of hs misery).

Catches swine or bird flu. Turns into a pig or a bird within a few weeks.

pmulcahy11b · #2 02-23-2010, 12:00 AM

Goes to sleep, and gets smothered by a Blanket...

copeab · #3 02-23-2010, 12:16 AM

Chokes on a concubine.

WallShadow · #4 02-23-2010, 04:28 AM

Forced to listen to a Slim Whitman (anything)/Minnie Riperton "loving You"/Captain and Tennille "Muskrat Love" sound loop until he tears his own leg off and beats himself to death with it to escape the sound....

Targan · #5 02-23-2010, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

Goes to sleep, and gets smothered by a Blanket...

That was always a risk with The Blanket. Because it was a malfunctioning alien artifact there was a chance whenever it was low on charge that it would "eat" (entirely consume) whoever was put inside it. Whenever Po noticed signs that The Blanket was sluggish and probably low on charge he would put injured prisoners in it. If it healed them he would re-injure them and put them back in until it ate them, becoming recharged in the process.

There were many occasions when Po's senior subordinates (the few that were aware of The Blanket and its nature) could have chosen not to use it to heal Po. Strangely they never did.