OT - Stupid things

[pmulcahy11b]

Originally Posted by dragoon500ly

A little honest labor is good for the soul!

Since when do officers do honest labor?

[Abbott Shaull]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

Since when do officers do honest labor?

LOL... Paul that is why even at the Higher HQ there plenty of E-2, E-3, and E-4s mugging about that do the manual labor.

[dragoon500ly]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

Since when do officers do honest labor?

Hey!! I once saw a 2nd looie actually lift a M-240 receiver and pass it up to his loader!!!!!!

No Lie, GI!!!!!!

Thought the poor kid was going to pass out from the exertion!

[Abbott Shaull]

Originally Posted by dragoon500ly

Hey!! I once saw a 2nd looie actually lift a M-240 receiver and pass it up to his loader!!!!!!

No Lie, GI!!!!!!

Thought the poor kid was going to pass out from the exertion!

LOL Poor 2nd looie... Maybe he should spend more time doing remedial PT...lol

[Legbreaker]

I just noticed the forum currently has 451 members and immediately thought of Ray Bradbury for some reason....

[Legbreaker]

Most people probably won't recognise the names, but footballers are the same wherever you are in the world...

'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
(Shane Wakelin).

'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
(Mick Malthouse - Collingwood).

'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.'
(Peter Bell - Fremantle - on his University Law studies).

'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' and 'You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.'
(Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training).

Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his visit to Egypt:
'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'

'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'
(Kevin Sheedy on James Hird).

Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games 'It's basically the same, just darker.'

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton
'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season:
'I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first.'

'Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago'
(Dermott Brereton).

'Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator.'
(Mark Williams).

'We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored.'
(Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles).

'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.'
(Luke Darcy).

'That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical.'
(Dermott Brereton).

'Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious.'
(Adrian Anderson).

'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
(Andrew Demetriou).

'I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there are none better.'
(Dermott Brereton).

'I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.'(Terry Wallace).

Garry Lyon: ' Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?'
David Swartz: 'On what?'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'
(Dermott Brereton).

'Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.'
(Dermott Brereton).

[Panther Al]

Originally Posted by Legbreaker

Most people probably won't recognise the names, but footballers are the same wherever you are in the world...

*snip*

Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton
'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'

*snip*.

I dunno... that one I think let slip out that he actually has a working brain. That was actually rather clever.

[dragoon500ly]

And in Dumb Crook news....

Some jerk picked up a drunk woman at a party, offering her a ride home...she accepted and along the way, he stopped and forced her to perform a sex act against her will....


Since she couldn't remember his name or even give a good discreption, he probably wouldn't have been caught.

The dumb part....he took a cell-phone video of the assault and posted it on his facebook page.......

And here's your sign!