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[Fusilier]

Hey Moh,

I always like finish on a high note, so I thought I would ask you if you noticed my new sig?

[Mohoender]

Now I did. LOL

[WallShadow]

Originally Posted by Fusilier

Hey Moh,

I always like finish on a high note, so I thought I would ask you if you noticed my new sig?

Why do I hear a chorus of "Every Sperm is Sacred" in the background when I read Fusilier's sig line?

[dragoon500ly]

And to finish on a rather sad note.

It has been announched that the beginning of the end of the world will commence at 6pm Pacific Standard Time, on May 21, 2011.

According to the Family Network, a fringe Christian broadcst network the Rapture happens tonight and will kick off five months of increasingly severe natural diasters and wars with the end of the world timed for October 2011.



Its always the fringe elements that leave me with a headache!

[TiggerCCW UK]

Its going to last months? I thought it was all over today and let my library books go overdue....

[pmulcahy11b]

No point in vacuuming and dusting the house then...

[pmulcahy11b]

Have you noticed that all the Christian nuts that believe in the Rapture are also certain that they will be Raptured? Never occurs to them that maybe God isn't interested in saving their insufferable selves.

[95th Rifleman]

The problem with Christians is a distinct lack of paitience, every five minutes they expect the end.

We've been waiting for Ragnarok for centuries, it'll come when it comes and utill then i'll eat, drink and be merry.

[weswood]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

Have you noticed that all the Christian nuts that believe in the Rapture are also certain that they will be Raptured?

That's kind of the whole point of being a Christian.

Never occurs to them that maybe God isn't interested in saving their insufferable selves.

I've been a lot of things in my life, but never insufferable.

[dragoon500ly]

Originally Posted by TiggerCCW UK

Its going to last months? I thought it was all over today and let my library books go overdue....

Yup! For the next five months you will hunted down by scores of librarians, all demanding their overdue book fees. Every where you turn....they will be waiting!!!!

[pmulcahy11b]

Originally Posted by dragoon500ly

Yup! For the next five months you will hunted down by scores of librarians, all demanding their overdue book fees. Every where you turn....they will be waiting!!!!

And after the five months...come the ZOMBIE LIBRARIANS!!!

[Webstral]

Originally Posted by pmulcahy11b

And after the five months...come the ZOMBIE LIBRARIANS!!!

Do zombie librarians still wear the pencil skirts, hair up, and glasses? That would fill me with an intriguing mix of horror and longing.

Webstral

[Abbott Shaull]

Originally Posted by dragoon500ly

And to finish on a rather sad note.

It has been announched that the beginning of the end of the world will commence at 6pm Pacific Standard Time, on May 21, 2011.

According to the Family Network, a fringe Christian broadcst network the Rapture happens tonight and will kick off five months of increasingly severe natural diasters and wars with the end of the world timed for October 2011.



Its always the fringe elements that leave me with a headache!

Uhm like ABC Family?