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"I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War..." "Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys start hurting people. Which they almost certainly would"
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I have to say, CA, that the subject: line and last poster (you) gave me a laugh...
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If it moves, shoot it, if not push it, if it still doesn't move, use explosives. Nothing happens in isolation - it's called "the butterfly effect" Mors ante pudorem |
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Just remember if hang out with monkey for a long time your going to get ticks
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Chimps & the like carrying rifles? Maybe a bit of a stretch for Twilight 2000, but it might work for Twilight 2050 or 2100.
Considering the delays in scientific research caused by the war, Project Zaius may take a bit longer to get into full swing.
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One of the episodes on Monster Quest talked about how Stalin had tried to make chimp/human hybrids to help increase the numbers in his army. They hoped to breed hybrids with the best of both worlds- human smarts and chimp strength. Neither female chimp or human could get pregnant with the other species semen.
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