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12-06-2011, 03:18 AM
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Wait a minute ...
What about male persons, that are "exceptionally cute and also wearing very, very tight cut off denim shorts" in urban regions? Would that be okay then?
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12-06-2011, 04:05 AM
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Male, hmm....
Picture this, a male dressed up like Daisy Duke... Nope, can't see that being acceptable under almost any circumstances.
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12-06-2011, 04:12 AM
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Oops! Looks like the politically-correct police are going to have to stop by your house!!!!
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12-06-2011, 04:28 AM
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Again, I have a shotgun
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12-07-2011, 08:21 AM
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LOL...you have a shotgun...they have hundreds that will sit outside of your house, picketing it and beating drums at all hours...and and several hours of their singing of "Kumbayah" will induce you to surrender and plead for mercy!
Either that are you are going to need a lot of shotgun shells! 
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12-07-2011, 03:45 PM
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Seems to me to have a lot in comon with zombie apocalypse movies and should be approached in the same manner - with overwhelming firepower! 
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12-07-2011, 09:52 PM
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Several more:
A number of communities (Dodge City, KS being one, but also Topeka, KS, and several in states like Alabama, South Carolina, and Oklahoma) require all vehicles that enter the town to stop at the edge of town and the driver must fire a shotgun into the air to warn the horses. In Mississippi, cattle theft is still punishable by hanging. In Newark, NJ, those who purchase Ice after 6 PM need a doctor's prescription. Palm Springs, CA doesn't allow camels on Palm Canyon Dr. between the hours of 4 to 6 PM on weekdays. California state law bans animals from mating within 1500 feet of a school, park, or place of worship. In Texas, the Encyclopedia Britannica is banned: it once included a formula for making home-brewed beer. In Fresno, CA (near my hometown), you cannot (a) annoy a lizard in a city park, or (b) skip rocks in a pond in a city park. Skamania County, Washington has a ban on killing Bigfoot: $10,000 fine and/or 5 years in the County Jail is the penalty.
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12-07-2011, 11:27 AM
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12-07-2011, 11:25 AM
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